This chick on snapchat.

[RogerDodger55]

My lady hasn't been letting me put in her deuce dropper lately so I got on Snapchat and met some 28 year old divorcee. She said she just broke things off with some married guy because she really wanted it in her poop shoot but felt like it would feel like her pinky finger because he was about a 4 incher. I measure out at 8.5.

What lube should I bring when this chick and I meet up next week?

 

[Eppy99]

Actually super glue works the best.

 

[largemouth]

try

 

[outside shooter]

 

[Hoopsdoc1978]

I recommend antifreeze, ingested orally.

Trust me, it works.

 

[All4You]

KY Warming is for pussies!

 

[RogerDodger55]

I think I'm going to make hamburgers beforehand and use the grease for lubrication.