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TheBigLebowski

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Welcome to TheBigLebowski's SIX THOUSANDTH post.

My name's Trudy and I'm IUT's favorite trans-gendered Matey and I'm opening the show for
BL as he's running late after a rough night of taking care of his kid from 1-1:30 am, 2:30-3:00
am and off and on from 3:30-7 am.

He promises to be in soon.  For now, I am going to handle Red Carpet Duties.

First, please stand as MC Kookie leads us in the National Anthem:
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And now, a quick photo tease about the big Trailer Park Bar-B-Que that went down on this
lovely weekend.
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That was a heckuva bar-b-que.  You gotta love Harrumph's wife-beater farmer's tan,
though.  The dude operates the grill more skillfully than any other, though.



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Once billydjr left to return to Texas, we had to burn my favorite chair.  He's not allowed in my
trailer anymore.  He should just stay in Stunnedmonkey's place, since is forced to
spend most of his time under IUT's trailer, anyways.


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Stunnedmonkey loves to perform, though.




The day before the big bar-b-que was the real sight to behold.  All the OTFers were rolling in
to join in the grillin' and beer-drinkin' fun.

First, here's The Original Happy Goat, IU_Cramer and bennyiu arriving.
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"We live under here!"


The new story-teller guy, trover, made the trip in from the East coast.
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We were disappointed that tunk couldn't make it.  Turned out there was some sort of mapping
emergency in Naptown.
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He was nice enough to alllow our roving photographer to take a quick snapshot of him hard at work.



From our remote camera high atop Memorial Stadium, here's a shot of
BleedsCreamandCrimson primping for his big moment of arrival:
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Ahh, more stretch El Camino limo's are pulling up, so more OTFers are sure to follow:
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SuperHoosier hates to miss parties!


Tipsy, one of my fellow Matey's
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gives the high-sign to kmwinter who made the trip from Ohio. 
"Linux rules," he exclaims.


Fresh off their 6th and 7th DUIs respectively, Little Lebowski and Basil Fawlty arrive in style:
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Public Service Announcement:

Cupping Prevents Chafing!
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With a booming real estate market and not much time for the OTF lately, CarmelGreg had to
appease us by mailing us his latest Glamour Shot for use in his business cards and website:
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At long last, HoosierPeach and IUAlllie roll in and pose for a deeply introspective shot:
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Alrite, thanks Trudy for fillin' in for me, but I've finally arrived.
Actually, I'm doing this from the comfort of my living room
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I'm too tired from the Trailer Park Shenanigans of the weekend and the long night taking care
of my offspring.
I know, about a thousand posts ago, I didn't think I'd ever do a milestone opus again, but I
got inspired and I came up with an original concept (not the pictures part).  
I now offer:







How Well Do You Know Your Fellow OTF Posters?
Many of us have been around these parts for most of the year that the OTF has existed. During that time, it's
been pretty easy to pick up a lot of information about each other if you've been paying attention.


Just how much have you been paying attention, though? I'm a fairly observant guy and I think I've picked up

some interesting (usually innane) factiods about the OTF regulars.


Keep in mind that I've only met a few of these people. rolo tomasi and I went to high school together, but
we didn't know each other from Adam. Stunnedmonkey and I figured out that we played intramural volleyball
together at IU. Other than that, I've met Mr.Travis, DJ88, Little Lebowski, SuperHoosier, etecnifibre (briefly), and
jtbarber (who cut my hair Tuesday). I mention these because I really don't know you people too well on a

person-to-person level.


The thing I hate about doing posts like this is that I don't like leaving people out. So, if you're not part of this,
tough chit. That's the way the ball bounces.

So, without further adieu,













































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































Part 1 - Chirren































































































































































































































































































































































Match the OTFer with their newborn/infant child

1. Kookie4IUa. Lilly 2. TheBigLebowskib. Jack 3. Arussc. Maxwell 4. Stunnedmonkeyd. Alexandria 5. Harrumphe. Mira 6. BigRedSpec f. Bella 7. jtbarberg. Charlie







Part 2 - Infatuations/Stalkers
Match the OTFer with their professed ideal mate

8. The Original Happy Goat h. Kate Beckinsale 9. clubjockey i. various goats 10. IUT j. chicks not wearing pants 11. rolo tomasi k. Jennifer Connelly 12. tunk l. Josie Moran 13. CoachFife m. Hillary Duff (or anyone 16 years old or younger) 14. Aruss n. Lisa Loeb 15. SchrockStar o. Sandra Bullock






Part 3 - Interesting Career Factoids
Play word association by matching the OTFer with the correct word describing a past or present occupation


16. etecnifibre p. maps 17. dolfingus q. mold 18. clubjockey r. Snoopy 19. HoosierPeach s. Death Rays 20. tunk t. drugs 21. rolo tomasi u. Newman (or Cliff Claven) 22. BigRedSpec v. g-string



Part 4 - Catchphrases

Match the OTFer with the corresponding preferred nomenclature they are forever linked with

23. Basil Fawlty w. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 24. MrKrab x. mew 25. kmwinter y. woot 26. SuperHoosier z. sod off 27. Little Lebowski aa. Hi, (insert posters name). How's it goin? 28. DJ88 bb. Dog Balls 29. BleedsCreamandCrimson cc. Cubs Cubs Cubs Cubs

That was fun.  Let's see how we all do.


Now, back to the weekend's festivities at the Trailer Park.
I mentioned that Harrumph was truly the Master of the Gas Grill, but IUT's wife came around
and was a HUGE help getting food ready.  Here's a candid shot of her enjoying
herself at the party:
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This shot of WonOne inhaling some sausage drew some giggles from most of us:
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Oh man, the party started to get out of control early. 

Dolfingus was one of the instugators of wildness:
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With his wife actingl catty lately, BigRedSpec felt the need to bring his kid along with him
as he came in from Beantown.  Here, we catch him contemplating breast-feeding his
youngun:
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Univee2 made the trip.  How he found the time to come in and get THIS loaded between
composing his song parodies is beyond me
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Party on, my friend!




As the night wore on, things got wilder and wilder.  Little Lebowski was lucky enough
to have a fantasy fulfilled.
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Aruss proves once again, he knows how to get the girls:
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What's a party without Kurt Cloverdale?  Actually, he wasn't invited and it MADE HIM MAD!
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He was waiting to take out anyone who's crossed him over the last year.


rolo tomasi joined the festivities.  He was singing all sorts of WHAM! and
Phil Collins songs.  If you ask me, the dude's totally stuck in the 80's
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clubjockey was dressed "to the nines" for this special night
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and HoosierInTheATL was trying to put a stop to the rumor that he's a total light-weight
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What's a trailer park event without HLA?

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Dangitall, that's the last time we let Tenacious-D invite girls to our parties.
He's too hard up
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When it was all said and done, we all agreed that a good time was had by all.

Luckily, we had the Matey's around to help with clean-up:
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Here, Ozzy, Dio and Tinkles pick up trash on the grounds.



IUT was relieved that there was one virgin remaining for him
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Except for some loud bleating sounds, Sunday was a very peaceful night in Trailer Park town.
This post was edited on 4/19 12:30 PM
 
Out-freaking-standing!

I'm not sure how you pulled together all those pictures, but they would probably raise eyebrows whether you compiled them at home or at work.

Way to go TBL!
 
I'm glad you have another emotion besides hungry

the way you went after that sausage was freightening.
 
*Bravo** (but our troll bridge is much bigger than that) *VBG*

mrc
 
I'm just amazed you managed to capture that on film

You'll have to ask Basil about my "other" emotions!
Great job on your 6k... You set the bar high for the rest of us lowlifes.
 
Superior effort... I stand and applaud...

You get to be "Queen of the week" at the trailer park next week... assuming we can get Harrumph to give back the tiara
 
TBL...........That was fantastic!!!

Welcome to the world of milestone posts, baby!!!
 
So, no takers on the quiz?

Man, that's what the whole 6k post was going to be until I stumbled into that great cache of pictures Friday night.
 
There's a factual error in it...

In that stalker part... You rightly have me as an option... but the object of my affections is not on the list! I'm not stalking ANY of those women... I'm with Jen. It's meant to be!
 
Re: quiz

I'm a bit concerned that I think I know most of these...

Chirren
Kookie - ?
TBL - d. Alexandria
Aruss - g. Charlie
Stunned - a. Lilly
Harrumph - e. Mira, c. Maxwell (?)
BRS - b. Jack
jtbarber - ?

Stalkers
TOHG - ?
CJ - h. Kate Beckinsale, b. Monica Belluci
IUT - i. various goats
Rolo - ?
Tunk - n. Lisa Loeb
Fife - ?
Aruss - m. Hillary Duff
Shrock - j. chicks not wearing pants

Career
etec - u. Newman
dolf - v. g-string
CJ - q. mold
Peach - t. drugs
tunk - p. maps
rolo - r. Snoopy
BRS - s. Death rays

Phrases
Basil - z. sod off
MrKrab - w. zzzzzzzzz
kmwinter - x. mew
SH - cc. cubs cubs cubs
LL - bb. dog balls
DJ88 - aa. Hi...
BCC - y. woot
 
I had you matched with

Bellucci. Then your Top Ten exercise pointed out that JC would be a better match. I meant to change it then, but it didn't happen. It's changed now.
 
I am Jen's soulmate...

She knows I'm out there somewhere... *sigh*... I complete her.
 
Excellent post, TBL.

Here are my answers to your quiz. I'm saddened that "Regards." didn't make the list of catchphrases. Jerk.

1.E
2.D
3.G
4.F
5.C
6.B
7.A
8.L
9.K
10.I
11.H
12.N
13.0
14.M
15.J
16.U
17.V
18.Q
19.T
20.P
21.R
22.S
23.Z
24.AA
25.X
26.W
27.BB
29.CC

Regards.
 
22/29 - another nice job

terrible last section for you, though.

You were obviusly distressed about the omission of "Regards".

That woulda been too easy.
 
Once again, you want a job done right, send in a professional

Then again, don't professionals make money?

Crap.
 
capital! brilliant!

and lots of other assorted british adjectives.

all your base are belong to us
 
Fan-freaking-tastic! One of the best milestones ever. Nice.

Here's my answers

1) f
2) d
3) g
4) e
5) a
6) b
7) c
8) l
9) k
10) i
11) h
12) n
13) o
14) m
15) j
16) u
17) v
18) q
19) t
20) p
21) r
22) s
23) z
24) w
25) x
26) cc
27) bb
28) aa
29) y

Once again dude...great job. Was laughing my ass off the entire time. So much so, I thought it was worthy enough of typing laughing my ass off twice, instead of the customary LMAO.
 
which 2 did I miss?

I'm surpised I only missed 2. I thought I had a couple kids switched, and a few of the others.

I was expecting about a 23 actually. WooHoo!

People don't know that I keep secret files on everyone, so I need to know which ones I missed in order to update.
 
here are some guesses

1 - f
2 -
3 - G
4-
5 -
6 -
7 - E
8 - I
9 - K
10 -
11 -
12 - N
13 -
14 - M
15 -
16 - U
17 - V
18 - Q
29 - T
20 - P
21 - R
22 - S
23 - Z
24 - Y
25 - X
26 - CC
27 - bb
28 - aa
29 - w
 
So what are the correct answers?

OTFers need encouragement. If an OTFer gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
 
correct answers

1) f
2) d
3) g
4) e
5) c
6) b
7) a
8) l
9) k
10) i
11) h
12) n
13) o
14) m
15) j
16) u
17) v
18) q
19) t
20) p
21) r
22) s
23) z
24) w
25) x
26) cc
27) bb
28) aa
29) y
 
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