ran out of chicken , screw u of l and kentuckhy , had fun , he needs to quit kssin tjd ass and hunging malik kets beats some ass
talked to woodson 1000 dollars
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tom allen in the sec with money , would be unreal kinda feel sorry for him, cant win at iu but that dude is a winner
It’s amazing how often you get hammered drunk and post on the board.
Did you ever consider it’s a shtick?
i cas turm off aytocortec tooo 😉
Either way, Kurt’s threads are entertaining. You don’t see him involved in trollish back and forth threads blowing up the board. Kurt is just fine by me. 🍺
Why do you assume everything that you read on a forum is true? Did you ever consider that it’s all an act?
Yes, leader of two of the best seasons in the history of iufb, including being in the freaking top 10, can’t win at IU.
Lay off the sauce.
He only posts like that late at night and usually after a night out. Did you consider that he really does often get hammered to the point of not being able to spell words?
May have been ranked in the top 10 but IU was not a top 10 team, Ole Miss toyed with them in a bowl game. Tom Allen is a great coach for IU don't believe we can do any better. My point is If you put him in charge of a big-time program, I think he would be amazing, he will never have the resources at IU to compete for a national title. Great speaker in my opinion.
Idk maybe a couple years ago? You think this guy is constantly starting threads where he is ACTING blackout drunk?
I was drinking, and am embarrassed by this thread, met some people at hubers last night haven't seen in a while and went out afterwards.
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Don’t be embarrassed. We like it and it’s a fun personality type thing. You are definitely having fun. Only seen one or two where you weren’t.
No need to be embarrassed. I was just asking as proof to those that think you are some troll that’s just acting. Drink away! (With a Driver 😉)
What makes you think my cousin is fat? 😉
Is he your grandfather?
Foster Brooks (May 11, 1912 – December 20, 2001) was an American actor and comedian best known for his portrayal of a lovable drunk in nightclub performances and television programs.
so what we're saying is instead of the keys Kurt needs to hand in his phone before he has his first drink??? Honestly deciphering his posts on weekend mornings are a lot more entertaining than Wordle
Allow me to attempt a translation. I had a drunken uncle in my formative years and was often riding in the car with him as he babbled on.
"The kitchen ran out of the chicken they were serving. Honestly, I believe it to be a conspiracy led by those dastardly heathens from south of the Ohio River. I have no love loss for either Louisville or Kentucky players and each of those institutions of higher learning has no purchase in my loving heart. Regardless, the time spent listening to our own Coach Woodson was well spent as the enjoyment I received more than made up for the lack of chicken. I would advise our coach to be much less accommodating to the thoughts and whims of Jackson-Davis and certainly of the yet unproven Malik Reneau, who has yet to even set foot on our hallowed basketball grounds. He would do well to speak less of the flowery prose that he heaps upon the newcomer. I dearly look forward to this season and expect a handsome reward for the team's unbridled success."
YMMV
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