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Spooky “drones” over NJ

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They're out there

I KNEW It!!! (I'd better warn my grandsons!)
 
Fox 59 just showed video of one near I69 just south of Indy. If you read the article about windshields, it suggested 5% mischief and 95% overreaction.

In NJ, how hard would it to be for a group to get 5 larger drones and fly them around in multiple areas. Then add in others just seeing things and we have a crisis.

Can you give me a crossroads vector on that? We might be able to resolve this local issue sooner than later 😉🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺💥😎
 
No problem.

@Joe_Hoopsier , currently waiting for you in the Applebees in Parsipanny-Troy Hills. Just off I-287. Have two Pot O Gold Daq-A-Ritas sitting here, and riblets and mozz sticks on their way. What's your ETA? Two 50-ish chicks are really eying these drinks. Starting to get scared. Please hurry.
Now see, a real dream teamer would say “hello, ladies. I bought these drinks knowing you’d be along. It’s just me and the two of you. Why don’t you both join me and we’ll have a party?”

Who needs Joe?
 
No problem.

@Joe_Hoopsier , currently waiting for you in the Applebees in Parsipanny-Troy Hills. Just off I-287. Have two Pot O Gold Daq-A-Ritas sitting here, and riblets and mozz sticks on their way. What's your ETA? Two 50-ish chicks are really eying these drinks. Starting to get scared. Please hurry.
You’re doing all this for the country and you’re going to get laid?

You’re Batman.
 
Fox 59 just showed video of one near I69 just south of Indy. If you read the article about windshields, it suggested 5% mischief and 95% overreaction.

In NJ, how hard would it to be for a group to get 5 larger drones and fly them around in multiple areas. Then add in others just seeing things and we have a crisis.

One more article with links at the bottom to several others..,


One too many valid sightings for me to dismiss it as group hysteria...
 
“Gay flannel.”

Kudos.

I'll take the accidental W...


Sorry Brad...

Don't hold it against the fan base as a whole... We Need You... 🏀

Now get back out there and capture those drones... We're behind you all the way (waayyy behind you)...
 
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Well..., that was embarrassing... 😞

Turns out marksmanship truly is a diminishing skill... I didn't lead my target properly and just put 3 finger sized holes in the end of what appeared in the scope as a probable red sleigh shaped drone...

Grouping was decent but the lead was so off I nearly missed the whole thing... Rapid fire Offhand without enough rounds down range over the past 24 months will get you those types of results 🙁...

My neighbors are a little irritated with me in that they now believe I'm the reason Santa will be skipping our neighborhood this year, and probably next year too...

How was I to know "the Big Guy" took shake down laps with the backup reindeer prior to the big night... First I'd heard of it... 😖🙉

At any rate, I'm certain I made an impression on that particular drone jockey... Doubt we'll see him in these parts again in the near future...
 
It has to be our military. @DANC is there any way you can reach out to any of your guys?
1) I don't think its our military. It's too visible. They'd be doing this shit in places like Area 51 if it was US military

2) These drones are huge, apparently able to carry a big payload. Can't buy these at Best Buy.

3) Evidently they're pre-programmed, because they aren't receiving or sending any electronic signals (per the reporting Ive heard)

4) They're not 'doing' anything. Just hanging out.

Just based on the above, I'd say it's a PR stunt to wake up our military or draw attention to the fact that anyone can fly these things wherever they want and we can't stop them without shooting them down. And we're scared to shoot them down for fear they're fall on people.

I think it's some group of smart guys - like MIT grads - that have the resources and technical know-how to pull it off.

Thing is, it's not just happening in the US. There are reports of them appearing over military bases in Europe.
 
Well since you mentioned DANC...

Hey D..., do you know any of those good ol boys in TN or GA that own their own (a "Special Occupational Taxpayer with an FFL) "Technical" with an M2 set up in the bed?????

There's the ticket...

Reach out and "touch" them before they ever make landfall; screw that waiting for the Coast Guard to make a command decision sh-t...😉 🤣
You're having way too much fun with this.

We've got drones flying over us, wating to drop multiple mini-nukes to take us out and you're making with the comedy.

SMDH
 
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It's either that or curl up in a fetal position and sob uncontrollably (evidently like our current National Security Advisor seems to be doing)...

😖😎🇺🇸
Why would we expect anything different from the dunces who let a Chinese balloon float over nuclear sites clear across the entire damn US of A?

I mean, honestly - it's a total clown show and we dodged a bullet - literally - when Trump was elected.
 
6 Daq-A-Ritas in. I'm holding my own, only puked once. Still no sign of Joe. Starting to get worried a drone got him.

Those two scary women now look really good. One is petting my flannel trousers, impressed with the weight (she should be; 13 oz doesn't come cheap). She says she slept with some guy last night that had one of these and he promised he'd take her up in it, but never showed today:



Karaoke machine is firing up. Gotta stretch.

Next check in at 0100 hrs.
 
6 Daq-A-Ritas in. I'm holding my own, only puked once. Still no sign of Joe. Starting to get worried a drone got him.

Those two scary women now look really good. One is petting my flannel trousers, impressed with the weight (she should be; 13 oz doesn't come cheap). She says she slept with some guy last night that had one of these and he promised he'd take her up in it, but never showed today:



Karaoke machine is firing up. Gotta stretch.

Next check in at 0100 hrs.
Stay drunk!! Now they’re spotting them as big as two car garages.
 
Why would we expect anything different from the dunces who let a Chinese balloon float over nuclear sites clear across the entire damn US of A?

I mean, honestly - it's a total clown show and we dodged a bullet - literally - when Trump was elected.

I just hope we make it to mid-February (when Trumps team completely gets up to speed) without some A--h-le giving it a go... Every bad guy with a BB gun has to be totally emboldened by this kind of pathetic sh-tshow...
 
If this is going to be some coordinated attack it makes sense it happens the year IU breaks through in football. 🤣

As long as they give us enough time to beat more than just a little respect into the phony Leprechauns I can deal with what might come... 😉🇺🇸😎🍺
 
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Take the PA Turnpike, fewer speed traps, they must figure it's so dangerous with the fog and ice in winter that the speed is self limiting... Just watch out for the deer..., then again you might be able to use those repurposed deer antlers as a projectile enhancement or just attach them beneath your balloons... 😎😉🍺
The PA turnpike is the most expensive road in America.
 
6 Daq-A-Ritas in. I'm holding my own, only puked once. Still no sign of Joe. Starting to get worried a drone got him.

Those two scary women now look really good. One is petting my flannel trousers, impressed with the weight (she should be; 13 oz doesn't come cheap). She says she slept with some guy last night that had one of these and he promised he'd take her up in it, but never showed today:



Karaoke machine is firing up. Gotta stretch.

Next check in at 0100 hrs.
SHHHHHHHHH Stop drawing more attention to me. I'm keeping on the DL. I've been working on a new drone package and it seems to have made the news before I expected. so SHHHH already ! :)
 
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The Quarry my wife works for is closed today because it’s too cold. I just walked from my office to the kitchen. She’s on the phone with a customer from New Jersey. She asked about drones. The customer said they just had one over their house. It was the size of a car. The police came to their house and took a report. Her son posted the picture and everything on FB and it was pulled. Also she told my wife a local news organization had it on their website and it was pulled.
 
WTF would anyone deny themselves happiness? Women roaming the earth are proof we need to drink more! and MORE MORE MORE.. Women are proof god hates us.
They don’t play

 
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I know Joe. I know. But there are 2 large problems…

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I'll never forget the time. My 2nd wife, who introduced me to Christ, and I were going through bible classes and I was learning. Learning mostly that my mind simply doesn't comprehend most things, on the same level as others, but I was learning.
During a mostly positive time frame of our life, we were discussing what Satan/ evil/ the devil, was. I was listening to her sermon, totally immersed.
After some digestion of the info, I came to the 100% reality, and said to her........... You are my devil. You are the Satan that keeps me sleepless at night. Everything that you describe, is you.

It ends up that women really don't want honesty, they want a fvckin monkey, that can listen to 30,000 words a day that could be simplified to 4, and convey the entire message.
Your above picture, registers as me giving away a strip mall with 12 good businesses in it. Complete waste of time and nothing but sorrow to show for it.
I'd do Billy Bob Thorton, 999/1,000 !
 
They don’t play

Ummm .... ummmmmmm Gathers tears, freezes and then shoot them? Finds herself sobbing uncontrollably and still can't leave the argument...

Is there any more evidence of how objectively evil and terrible, women are? Or at least what they are capable of?
They thinking bringing poorly cook spaghetti to a nuclear weapons fight is totally acceptable. God hates us.
 
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