They're out there
I KNEW It!!! (I'd better warn my grandsons!)
They're out there
Fox 59 just showed video of one near I69 just south of Indy. If you read the article about windshields, it suggested 5% mischief and 95% overreaction.
In NJ, how hard would it to be for a group to get 5 larger drones and fly them around in multiple areas. Then add in others just seeing things and we have a crisis.
Now see, a real dream teamer would say “hello, ladies. I bought these drinks knowing you’d be along. It’s just me and the two of you. Why don’t you both join me and we’ll have a party?”No problem.
@Joe_Hoopsier , currently waiting for you in the Applebees in Parsipanny-Troy Hills. Just off I-287. Have two Pot O Gold Daq-A-Ritas sitting here, and riblets and mozz sticks on their way. What's your ETA? Two 50-ish chicks are really eying these drinks. Starting to get scared. Please hurry.
You’re doing all this for the country and you’re going to get laid?No problem.
@Joe_Hoopsier , currently waiting for you in the Applebees in Parsipanny-Troy Hills. Just off I-287. Have two Pot O Gold Daq-A-Ritas sitting here, and riblets and mozz sticks on their way. What's your ETA? Two 50-ish chicks are really eying these drinks. Starting to get scared. Please hurry.
Fox 59 just showed video of one near I69 just south of Indy. If you read the article about windshields, it suggested 5% mischief and 95% overreaction.
In NJ, how hard would it to be for a group to get 5 larger drones and fly them around in multiple areas. Then add in others just seeing things and we have a crisis.
“Gay flannel.”Oh, no...
Comms appear to be down...
The Jersey Man-Eaters may have attacked...
Joe..., look for remnants of gay flannel and attempt to track it to its source...
“Gay flannel.”
Kudos.
1) I don't think its our military. It's too visible. They'd be doing this shit in places like Area 51 if it was US militaryIt has to be our military. @DANC is there any way you can reach out to any of your guys?
Maybe we could invent something like....oh, I don't know... RADAR to actually keep track of them?The gov said if you look at them they go dark 😳
You're having way too much fun with this.Well since you mentioned DANC...
Hey D..., do you know any of those good ol boys in TN or GA that own their own (a "Special Occupational Taxpayer with an FFL) "Technical" with an M2 set up in the bed?????
There's the ticket...
Reach out and "touch" them before they ever make landfall; screw that waiting for the Coast Guard to make a command decision sh-t...😉 🤣
What's the vector, Victor?Can you give me a crossroads vector on that? We might be able to resolve this local issue sooner than later 😉🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺💥😎
You're having way too much fun with this.
We've got drones flying over us, wating to drop multiple mini-nukes to take us out and you're making with the comedy.
SMDH
Why would we expect anything different from the dunces who let a Chinese balloon float over nuclear sites clear across the entire damn US of A?It's either that or curl up in a fetal position and sob uncontrollably (evidently like our current National Security Advisor seems to be doing)...
😖😎🇺🇸
Stay drunk!! Now they’re spotting them as big as two car garages.6 Daq-A-Ritas in. I'm holding my own, only puked once. Still no sign of Joe. Starting to get worried a drone got him.
Those two scary women now look really good. One is petting my flannel trousers, impressed with the weight (she should be; 13 oz doesn't come cheap). She says she slept with some guy last night that had one of these and he promised he'd take her up in it, but never showed today:
Karaoke machine is firing up. Gotta stretch.
Next check in at 0100 hrs.
Why would we expect anything different from the dunces who let a Chinese balloon float over nuclear sites clear across the entire damn US of A?
I mean, honestly - it's a total clown show and we dodged a bullet - literally - when Trump was elected.
Mystery drones over New Jersey fit pattern of Russian-linked activity
Mystery drone flights over New Jersey resemble a wave of covert operations targeting America's NATO allies across Europe, one intelligence analyst tells DailyMail.com.www.dailymail.co.uk
If this is going to be some coordinated attack it makes sense it happens the year IU breaks through in football. 🤣
The PA turnpike is the most expensive road in America.Take the PA Turnpike, fewer speed traps, they must figure it's so dangerous with the fog and ice in winter that the speed is self limiting... Just watch out for the deer..., then again you might be able to use those repurposed deer antlers as a projectile enhancement or just attach them beneath your balloons... 😎😉🍺
The Village disappointed me. I guessed what was happening about 20 min into it.Sure. Signs, Sixth Sense and Unbreakable is I assume your list?
I honestly didn't hate The Village.
I hated The Happening.
The PA turnpike is the most expensive road in America.
They don’t really patrol it - you’re right. The Ohio turnpike however, trooper every 5 miles.Maybe that's why they don't patrol it... They already have your money up front...
SHHHHHHHHH Stop drawing more attention to me. I'm keeping on the DL. I've been working on a new drone package and it seems to have made the news before I expected. so SHHHH already !6 Daq-A-Ritas in. I'm holding my own, only puked once. Still no sign of Joe. Starting to get worried a drone got him.
Those two scary women now look really good. One is petting my flannel trousers, impressed with the weight (she should be; 13 oz doesn't come cheap). She says she slept with some guy last night that had one of these and he promised he'd take her up in it, but never showed today:
Karaoke machine is firing up. Gotta stretch.
Next check in at 0100 hrs.
WTF would anyone deny themselves happiness? Women roaming the earth are proof we need to drink more! and MORE MORE MORE.. Women are proof god hates us.
They don’t playWTF would anyone deny themselves happiness? Women roaming the earth are proof we need to drink more! and MORE MORE MORE.. Women are proof god hates us.
I know Joe. I know. But there are 2 large problems…WTF would anyone deny themselves happiness? Women roaming the earth are proof we need to drink more! and MORE MORE MORE.. Women are proof god hates us.
I'll never forget the time. My 2nd wife, who introduced me to Christ, and I were going through bible classes and I was learning. Learning mostly that my mind simply doesn't comprehend most things, on the same level as others, but I was learning.I know Joe. I know. But there are 2 large problems…
Ummm .... ummmmmmm Gathers tears, freezes and then shoot them? Finds herself sobbing uncontrollably and still can't leave the argument...They don’t play
Taiwanese artist designs gun that collects, freezes and shoots her tears, inspired by argument with her teacher
Have you ever felt the strong urge to retaliate after someone had hurt you to the point of tears? Taiwanese artist Yi Fei Chen has, and the incident inspired her to design a tool called the Tear Gun. The device, created in 2016 and tweaked over the years, is able to collect her tears, freeze...www.asiaone.com