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Spooky “drones” over NJ

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They're out there

I KNEW It!!! (I'd better warn my grandsons!)
 
Fox 59 just showed video of one near I69 just south of Indy. If you read the article about windshields, it suggested 5% mischief and 95% overreaction.

In NJ, how hard would it to be for a group to get 5 larger drones and fly them around in multiple areas. Then add in others just seeing things and we have a crisis.

Can you give me a crossroads vector on that? We might be able to resolve this local issue sooner than later 😉🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺💥😎
 
No problem.

@Joe_Hoopsier , currently waiting for you in the Applebees in Parsipanny-Troy Hills. Just off I-287. Have two Pot O Gold Daq-A-Ritas sitting here, and riblets and mozz sticks on their way. What's your ETA? Two 50-ish chicks are really eying these drinks. Starting to get scared. Please hurry.
Now see, a real dream teamer would say “hello, ladies. I bought these drinks knowing you’d be along. It’s just me and the two of you. Why don’t you both join me and we’ll have a party?”

Who needs Joe?
 
No problem.

@Joe_Hoopsier , currently waiting for you in the Applebees in Parsipanny-Troy Hills. Just off I-287. Have two Pot O Gold Daq-A-Ritas sitting here, and riblets and mozz sticks on their way. What's your ETA? Two 50-ish chicks are really eying these drinks. Starting to get scared. Please hurry.
You’re doing all this for the country and you’re going to get laid?

You’re Batman.
 
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Fox 59 just showed video of one near I69 just south of Indy. If you read the article about windshields, it suggested 5% mischief and 95% overreaction.

In NJ, how hard would it to be for a group to get 5 larger drones and fly them around in multiple areas. Then add in others just seeing things and we have a crisis.

One more article with links at the bottom to several others..,


One too many valid sightings for me to dismiss it as group hysteria...
 
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“Gay flannel.”

Kudos.

I'll take the accidental W...


Sorry Brad...

Don't hold it against the fan base as a whole... We Need You... 🏀

Now get back out there and capture those drones... We're behind you all the way (waayyy behind you)...
 
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Well..., that was embarrassing... 😞

Turns out marksmanship truly is a diminishing skill... I didn't lead my target properly and just put 3 finger sized holes in the end of what appeared in the scope as a probable red sleigh shaped drone...

Grouping was decent but the lead was so off I nearly missed the whole thing... Rapid fire Offhand without enough rounds down range over the past 24 months will get you those types of results 🙁...

My neighbors are a little irritated with me in that they now believe I'm the reason Santa will be skipping our neighborhood this year, and probably next year too...

How was I to know "the Big Guy" took shake down laps with the backup reindeer prior to the big night... First I'd heard of it... 😖🙉

At any rate, I'm certain I made an impression on that particular drone jockey... Doubt we'll see him in these parts again in the near future...
 
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It has to be our military. @DANC is there any way you can reach out to any of your guys?
1) I don't think its our military. It's too visible. They'd be doing this shit in places like Area 51 if it was US military

2) These drones are huge, apparently able to carry a big payload. Can't buy these at Best Buy.

3) Evidently they're pre-programmed, because they aren't receiving or sending any electronic signals (per the reporting Ive heard)

4) They're not 'doing' anything. Just hanging out.

Just based on the above, I'd say it's a PR stunt to wake up our military or draw attention to the fact that anyone can fly these things wherever they want and we can't stop them without shooting them down. And we're scared to shoot them down for fear they're fall on people.

I think it's some group of smart guys - like MIT grads - that have the resources and technical know-how to pull it off.

Thing is, it's not just happening in the US. There are reports of them appearing over military bases in Europe.
 
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Well since you mentioned DANC...

Hey D..., do you know any of those good ol boys in TN or GA that own their own (a "Special Occupational Taxpayer with an FFL) "Technical" with an M2 set up in the bed?????

There's the ticket...

Reach out and "touch" them before they ever make landfall; screw that waiting for the Coast Guard to make a command decision sh-t...😉 🤣
You're having way too much fun with this.

We've got drones flying over us, wating to drop multiple mini-nukes to take us out and you're making with the comedy.

SMDH
 
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You're having way too much fun with this.

We've got drones flying over us, wating to drop multiple mini-nukes to take us out and you're making with the comedy.

SMDH

It's either that or curl up in a fetal position and sob uncontrollably (evidently like our current National Security Advisor seems to be doing)...

😖😎🇺🇸
 
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It's either that or curl up in a fetal position and sob uncontrollably (evidently like our current National Security Advisor seems to be doing)...

😖😎🇺🇸
Why would we expect anything different from the dunces who let a Chinese balloon float over nuclear sites clear across the entire damn US of A?

I mean, honestly - it's a total clown show and we dodged a bullet - literally - when Trump was elected.
 
6 Daq-A-Ritas in. I'm holding my own, only puked once. Still no sign of Joe. Starting to get worried a drone got him.

Those two scary women now look really good. One is petting my flannel trousers, impressed with the weight (she should be; 13 oz doesn't come cheap). She says she slept with some guy last night that had one of these and he promised he'd take her up in it, but never showed today:



Karaoke machine is firing up. Gotta stretch.

Next check in at 0100 hrs.
 
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6 Daq-A-Ritas in. I'm holding my own, only puked once. Still no sign of Joe. Starting to get worried a drone got him.

Those two scary women now look really good. One is petting my flannel trousers, impressed with the weight (she should be; 13 oz doesn't come cheap). She says she slept with some guy last night that had one of these and he promised he'd take her up in it, but never showed today:



Karaoke machine is firing up. Gotta stretch.

Next check in at 0100 hrs.
Stay drunk!! Now they’re spotting them as big as two car garages.
 
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