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Spooky “drones” over NJ

Tough for me to respnd. Mssging from the road, driving to NJ right now.

Keep ideas coming. Tell Joe to get his ass up here.

Well..., there's always the trusty old propane tank launch but it's been found to be as dangerous to the would be launchee as it potentially is to the rarely reached target... It is Guaranteed to scare the hell out of you and anyone else within a 300 foot radius (vertically or horizontally)... It'd most likely get the drones attention and baffle those attempting to decipher the resulting data received...
 
Tough for me to respnd. Mssging from the road, driving to NJ right now.

Keep ideas coming. Tell Joe to get his ass up here.


Now this one might Actually work...:

Tether multiple helium balloons to 1500+ feet of Kevlar or Dynema line (you can order it), and attach (choose your own) beneath it...

Once again I'd be a lot more specific but I'm too old and infirm to spend any significant time in the slammer fending off Bubba... A couple of throat punches would give me "yard cred" but my days would probably be numbered...
 
Now this one might Actually work...:

Tether multiple helium balloons to 1500+ feet of Kevlar or Dynema line (you can order it), and attach (choose your own) beneath it...

Once again I'd be a lot more specific but I'm too old and infirm to spend any significant time in the slammer fending off Bubba... A couple of throat punches would give me "yard cred" but my days would probably be numbered...
The gov said if you look at them they go dark 😳
 
Now this one might Actually work...:

Tether multiple helium balloons to 1500+ feet of Kevlar or Dynema line (you can order it), and attach (choose your own) beneath it...

Once again I'd be a lot more specific but I'm too old and infirm to spend any significant time in the slammer fending off Bubba... A couple of throat punches would give me "yard cred" but my days would probably be numbered...
Will yarn work? I could maybe start unraveling this shawl collar and use that?

Joe, you bring the balloons and helium tank (save some for us later). By the way, since you don't know what I look like, here's a pic I just took at the truck stop:


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Tough for me to respnd. Mssging from the road, driving to NJ right now.

Keep ideas coming. Tell Joe to get his ass up here.

Take the PA Turnpike, fewer speed traps, they must figure it's so dangerous with the fog and ice in winter that the speed is self limiting... Just watch out for the deer..., then again you might be able to use those repurposed deer antlers as a projectile enhancement or just attach them beneath your balloons... 😎😉🍺
 
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It has to be our military. @DANC is there any way you can reach out to any of your guys?

Well since you mentioned DANC...

Hey D..., do you know any of those good ol boys in TN or GA that own their own (a "Special Occupational Taxpayer with an FFL) "Technical" with an M2 set up in the bed?????

There's the ticket...

Reach out and "touch" them before they ever make landfall; screw that waiting for the Coast Guard to make a command decision sh-t...😉 🤣
 
Will yarn work? I could maybe start unraveling this shawl collar and use that?

Joe, you bring the balloons and helium tank (save some for us later). By the way, since you don't know what I look like, here's a pic I just took at the truck stop:


anderson_and_sheppard_shawl_cardigan_copy_2_5fa97454-6aee-4ed1-b0ea-9cee6e73db1c.jpg

You need nylon line at minimum... A hardware store or Harbor Freight or Walmart would carry it... (of course then you'd be buying it from the Chinese...) Hey..., 😳🤔💡, maybe that's their angle !!! They're trying to get us to all run to Harbor Freight and buy more crap from them! Diabolical!!! ⚒
 
Well since you mentioned DANC...

Hey D..., do you know any of those good ol boys in TN or GA that own their own (a "Special Occupational Taxpayer with an FFL) "Technical" with an M2 set up in the bed?????

There's the ticket...

Reach out and "touch" them before they ever make landfall; screw that waiting for the Coast Guard to make a command decision sh-t...😉 🤣
There are a bunch of boys down at the Old Hudson Plantation shooting venue in Sparta, GA who could likely take out these drones in a couple of hours. Would only cost a breakfast of biscuits and bourbon.
 
There are a bunch of boys down at the Old Hudson Plantation shooting venue in Sparta, GA who could likely take out these drones in a couple of hours. Would only cost a breakfast of biscuits and bourbon.

There you go... "Git er done"... 🇺🇸

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On a serious note:

Kirby is on TV right now swearing that "I know nothing, we see nothing..."

Seemingly nice fellow but he has all the credibility of "Baghdad Bob" after some of his pronouncements during the Afghan Debacle...

The guy seems more interested in deflecting by joking about the Army/Navy game than actually answering questions concerning those drones...

I don't understand why if they are "Ours" they can't just simply say: "Yes they're ours on classified test missions that can't be discussed at this time..." Full Stop

If they aren't ours we need to take this sh-t seriously and get to the bottom of what's going on...

Here's 3 more articles:



 
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On a serious note:

Kirby is on TV right now swearing that "I know nothing, we see nothing..."

Seemingly nice fellow but he has all the credibility of "Baghdad Bob" after some of his pronouncements during the Afghan Debacle...

The guy seems more interested in deflecting by joking about the Army/Navy game than actually answering questions concerning those drones...

I don't understand why if they are "Ours" they can't just simply say: "Yes they're ours on classified test missions that can't be discussed at this time..." Full Stop

If they aren't ours we need to take this sh-t seriously and get to the bottom of what's going on...
Want to keep our enemies guessing
 
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Just the pitted windshield incident all over again.


A report of unidentified drones leads to anything and everything seen as unidentified drones.

Hardly..., at one point a police helicopter was above one of those things in NJ...

I suppose the command element at Langley Air Force Base were all suffering from "mass hysteria" and shouldn't be considered competent observers...

The 47 foot Coast Guard Cutter who recently entered their being tracked by these drones in their official log aren't the type usually given to "mass hysteria"...

The government can blow all the smoke they want on this topic... Too many competent observers have reported them to be brushed off and ignored...

We need to get our sh-t together and figure this one out... The DOD is dropping the Ball in a major way if these really aren't "ours"... This should have been figured out and a policy put in place to deal with them (the drones) by night two at Langley AFB...

My guess (and that's all it is) is that (#1) our current shaky national (in)security team knows it's the Iranians and is scared to death they'll screw up a deal being worked for the Gaza hostages (thru Iran) by acting against the jokers running these ops against us... Either that or (#2) we currently have the most incompetent national security apparatuse in the history of the country...

At least the first one would just be a continuation of this current administrations incredibly poor judgment when dealing with Iran (whose leadership only understands various levels of Force)... The second one could be an even bigger problem...

This is the Chinese Spy Balloon on steroids...
 
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Hardly..., at one point a police helicopter was above one of those things in NJ...

I suppose the command element at Andrews Air Force Base was all suffering from "mass hysteria" and shouldn't be considered competent observers...

The 47 foot Coast Guard Cutter who recently entered their being tracked by these drones in their official log aren't the type usually given to "mass hysteria"...

The government can blow all the smoke they want on this topic... Too many competent observers have reported them to be brushed off and ignored...

We need to get our sh-t together and figure this one out... The DOD is dropping the Ball in a major way if these really aren't "ours"... This should have been figured out and a policy put in place to deal with them (the drones) by night two at Andrews AFB...

My guess (and that's all it is) is that (#1) our current shaky national (in)security team knows it's the Iranians and is scared to death they'll screw up a deal being worked for the Gaza hostages (thru Iran) by acting against the jokers running these ops against us... Either that or (#2) we currently have the most incompetent national security apparatuse in the history of the country...

At least the first one would just be a continuation of this current administrations incredibly poor judgment when dealing with Iran (whose leadership only understands various levels of Force)... The second one could be an even bigger problem...

This is the Chinese Spy Balloon on steroids...
Or, it’s some rich young dudes with too much time, too much money and too little sense.
 
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Just reached NJ border. Already dark. Will be setting up nets. Stay tuned.

Joe, please bring an extra pair of boots. The ground is a bit muddy and cold and I don’t want to ruin my chocolate suede chukkas. Thanks.
 
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Just reached NJ border. Already dark. Will be setting up nets. Stay tuned.

Joe, please bring an extra pair of boots. The ground is a bit muddy and cold and I don’t want to ruin my chocolate suede chukkas. Thanks.


Ohhh... Forgot to tell you about the Bears in New Jersey... They've lost their fear of humans..., and many of them don't bother to hibernate if they've found a semi-consistent food source...

You might want to sleep inside your vehicle tonight and look around occasionally, not just up...

Our hopes are with you Obe-Wan...
 
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Ohhh... Forgot to tell you about the Bears in New Jersey... They've lost their fear of humans...

You might want to sleep inside your vehicle tonight and look around occasionally, not just up...

Our hopes are with you Obe-Wan...
The fate of our country, truth, justice and the American Way are all in Brad’s hands.




. . . . Provided he relents this time and agrees to replace Mike Woodson.
 
Hardly..., at one point a police helicopter was above one of those things in NJ...

I suppose the command element at Andrews Air Force Base was all suffering from "mass hysteria" and shouldn't be considered competent observers...

The 47 foot Coast Guard Cutter who recently entered their being tracked by these drones in their official log aren't the type usually given to "mass hysteria"...

The government can blow all the smoke they want on this topic... Too many competent observers have reported them to be brushed off and ignored...

We need to get our sh-t together and figure this one out... The DOD is dropping the Ball in a major way if these really aren't "ours"... This should have been figured out and a policy put in place to deal with them (the drones) by night two at Andrews AFB...

My guess (and that's all it is) is that (#1) our current shaky national (in)security team knows it's the Iranians and is scared to death they'll screw up a deal being worked for the Gaza hostages (thru Iran) by acting against the jokers running these ops against us... Either that or (#2) we currently have the most incompetent national security apparatuse in the history of the country...

At least the first one would just be a continuation of this current administrations incredibly poor judgment when dealing with Iran (whose leadership only understands various levels of Force)... The second one could be an even bigger problem...

This is the Chinese Spy Balloon on steroids...

Fox 59 just showed video of one near I69 just south of Indy. If you read the article about windshields, it suggested 5% mischief and 95% overreaction.

In NJ, how hard would it to be for a group to get 5 larger drones and fly them around in multiple areas. Then add in others just seeing things and we have a crisis.
 
Fox 59 just showed video of one near I69 just south of Indy. If you read the article about windshields, it suggested 5% mischief and 95% overreaction.

In NJ, how hard would it to be for a group to get 5 larger drones and fly them around in multiple areas. Then add in others just seeing things and we have a crisis.
It’s nothing personal, Sonny, it’s only business.
 
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Ohhh... Forgot to tell you about the Bears in New Jersey... They've lost their fear of humans..., and many of them don't bother to hibernate if they've found a semi-consistent food source...

You might want to sleep inside your vehicle tonight and look around occasionally, not just up...

Our hopes are with you Obe-Wan...
No problem.

@Joe_Hoopsier , currently waiting for you in the Applebees in Parsipanny-Troy Hills. Just off I-287. Have two Pot O Gold Daq-A-Ritas sitting here, and riblets and mozz sticks on their way. What's your ETA? Two 50-ish chicks are really eying these drinks. Starting to get scared. Please hurry.
 
Ohhh... Forgot to tell you about the Bears in New Jersey... They've lost their fear of humans..., and many of them don't bother to hibernate if they've found a semi-consistent food source...

You might want to sleep inside your vehicle tonight and look around occasionally, not just up...

Our hopes are with you Obe-Wan...


Fox 59 just showed video of one near I69 just south of Indy. If you read the article about windshields, it suggested 5% mischief and 95% overreaction.

In NJ, how hard would it to be for a group to get 5 larger drones and fly them around in multiple areas. Then add in others just seeing things and we have a crisis.


I have yet to see a non-military drone the size of a Mini-Cooper or an SUV...; and I highly doubt the Coast Guard and Air Force personnel who have observed these drones were duped in the fashion you suggest but I actually would prefer your theory to be correct versus the other possibilities...
 
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Fox 59 just showed video of one near I69 just south of Indy. If you read the article about windshields, it suggested 5% mischief and 95% overreaction.

In NJ, how hard would it to be for a group to get 5 larger drones and fly them around in multiple areas. Then add in others just seeing things and we have a crisis.
In the 90's a couple of douchebags from England flattened a bunch of crops, and it got so big, M. Night Shyamalan made a movie out of it.
 
No problem.

@Joe_Hoopsier , currently waiting for you in the Applebees in Parsipanny-Troy Hills. Just off I-287. Have two Pot O Gold Daq-A-Ritas sitting here, and riblets and mozz sticks on their way. What's your ETA? Two 50-ish chicks are really eying these drinks. Starting to get scared. Please hurry.

Oops... Forgot to warn you about those Jersey Man-Eaters too... Much more dangerous than the Bears...

As Univee2 mentioned you need to take care of yourself... You're our great last hope to salvage this BB season and the only option as a mid-season replacement... May the Tequila be wth you in your quest for the Truth... Just don't use any firearms after more than 5 shots...; no good will come of it..., trust me...
 
Oh, no...

Comms appear to be down...

The Jersey Man-Eaters may have attacked...

Joe..., look for remnants of gay flannel and attempt to track it to its source...
 
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