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So, I was seeing this girl for about seven months and it was some of the best sex ever. Mainly a Netflix and Chill thing but we never watched Netflix. It got kind of got kinky here and there and I have to admit I grew a tad attached to her.

She was a twenty eight year old divorcee and initially implied she only wanted to have "fun" and I really think we did. She also said told me that she never let anybody "in through the out door" if you know what I mean.

But, as fate would have it she started wanting more than I was willing to give emotionally. I mean, I don't mind telling someone I love them and sh!t like that in the moment, but when comes to actually spending more time than I want or listening to them drone about about their problems, I just ain't feeling it.

So anyway, she drops some crap on me about how she was going to get hurt if this went on, I am never going to leave my wife, she doesn't want to mess with my family life and just dumped me. I mean dumped me. She went so far as to unfriend me on the anonymous Snapchat I used.

Should I just forget her? I was so close to going into that backdoor that no man has used before and then she just pulled the rug out from under me.

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r.a.s. said:
So, I was seeing this girl for about seven months and it was some of the best sex ever. Mainly a Netflix and Chill thing but we never watched Netflix. It got kind of got kinky here and there and I have to admit I grew a tad attached to her.

She was a twenty eight year old divorcee and initially implied she only wanted to have "fun" and I really think we did. She also said told me that she never let anybody "in through the out door" if you know what I mean.

But, as fate would have it she started wanting more than I was willing to give emotionally. I mean, I don't mind telling someone I love them and sh!t like that in the moment, but when comes to actually spending more time than I want or listening to them drone about about their problems, I just ain't feeling it.

So anyway, she drops some crap on me about how she was going to get hurt if this went on, I am never going to leave my wife, she doesn't want to mess with my family life and just dumped me. I mean dumped me. She went so far as to unfriend me on the anonymous Snapchat I used.

Should I just forget her? I was so close to going into that backdoor that no man has used before and then she just pulled the rug out from under me.

FML
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sglowrider, I think you should jump in here.
 
r.a.s. said:
So, I was seeing this girl for about seven months and it was some of the best sex ever. Mainly a Netflix and Chill thing but we never watched Netflix. It got kind of got kinky here and there and I have to admit I grew a tad attached to her.

She was a twenty eight year old divorcee and initially implied she only wanted to have "fun" and I really think we did. She also said told me that she never let anybody "in through the out door" if you know what I mean.

But, as fate would have it she started wanting more than I was willing to give emotionally. I mean, I don't mind telling someone I love them and sh!t like that in the moment, but when comes to actually spending more time than I want or listening to them drone about about their problems, I just ain't feeling it.

So anyway, she drops some crap on me about how she was going to get hurt if this went on, I am never going to leave my wife, she doesn't want to mess with my family life and just dumped me. I mean dumped me. She went so far as to unfriend me on the anonymous Snapchat I used.

Should I just forget her? I was so close to going into that backdoor that no man has used before and then she just pulled the rug out from under me.

FML
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If it was an anonymous snapchat account, how’d he know to dump you? Something smells fishy about this, and the effort is appreciated.
 
r.a.s. said:
So, I was seeing this girl for about seven months and it was some of the best sex ever. Mainly a Netflix and Chill thing but we never watched Netflix. It got kind of got kinky here and there and I have to admit I grew a tad attached to her.

She was a twenty eight year old divorcee and initially implied she only wanted to have "fun" and I really think we did. She also said told me that she never let anybody "in through the out door" if you know what I mean.

But, as fate would have it she started wanting more than I was willing to give emotionally. I mean, I don't mind telling someone I love them and sh!t like that in the moment, but when comes to actually spending more time than I want or listening to them drone about about their problems, I just ain't feeling it.

So anyway, she drops some crap on me about how she was going to get hurt if this went on, I am never going to leave my wife, she doesn't want to mess with my family life and just dumped me. I mean dumped me. She went so far as to unfriend me on the anonymous Snapchat I used.

Should I just forget her? I was so close to going into that backdoor that no man has used before and then she just pulled the rug out from under me.

FML
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Sounds like she likes your wife.
 
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r.a.s. said:
So, I was seeing this girl for about seven months and it was some of the best sex ever. Mainly a Netflix and Chill thing but we never watched Netflix. It got kind of got kinky here and there and I have to admit I grew a tad attached to her.

She was a twenty eight year old divorcee and initially implied she only wanted to have "fun" and I really think we did. She also said told me that she never let anybody "in through the out door" if you know what I mean.

But, as fate would have it she started wanting more than I was willing to give emotionally. I mean, I don't mind telling someone I love them and sh!t like that in the moment, but when comes to actually spending more time than I want or listening to them drone about about their problems, I just ain't feeling it.

So anyway, she drops some crap on me about how she was going to get hurt if this went on, I am never going to leave my wife, she doesn't want to mess with my family life and just dumped me. I mean dumped me. She went so far as to unfriend me on the anonymous Snapchat I used.

Should I just forget her? I was so close to going into that backdoor that no man has used before and then she just pulled the rug out from under me.

FML
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Forget her because she’s banging someone else. Even if you string it out to get laid a few more times, the backdoor is probably permanently locked up. Find something new, but don’t be afraid to drop her a text late night, etc. if things dry up for you.
 
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r.a.s. said:
So, I was seeing this girl for about seven months and it was some of the best sex ever. Mainly a Netflix and Chill thing but we never watched Netflix. It got kind of got kinky here and there and I have to admit I grew a tad attached to her.

She was a twenty eight year old divorcee and initially implied she only wanted to have "fun" and I really think we did. She also said told me that she never let anybody "in through the out door" if you know what I mean.

But, as fate would have it she started wanting more than I was willing to give emotionally. I mean, I don't mind telling someone I love them and sh!t like that in the moment, but when comes to actually spending more time than I want or listening to them drone about about their problems, I just ain't feeling it.

So anyway, she drops some crap on me about how she was going to get hurt if this went on, I am never going to leave my wife, she doesn't want to mess with my family life and just dumped me. I mean dumped me. She went so far as to unfriend me on the anonymous Snapchat I used.

Should I just forget her? I was so close to going into that backdoor that no man has used before and then she just pulled the rug out from under me.

FML
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she's got daddy issues.....stay far far away.
 
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r.a.s. said:
So, I was seeing this girl for about seven months and it was some of the best sex ever. Mainly a Netflix and Chill thing but we never watched Netflix. It got kind of got kinky here and there and I have to admit I grew a tad attached to her.

She was a twenty eight year old divorcee and initially implied she only wanted to have "fun" and I really think we did. She also said told me that she never let anybody "in through the out door" if you know what I mean.

But, as fate would have it she started wanting more than I was willing to give emotionally. I mean, I don't mind telling someone I love them and sh!t like that in the moment, but when comes to actually spending more time than I want or listening to them drone about about their problems, I just ain't feeling it.

So anyway, she drops some crap on me about how she was going to get hurt if this went on, I am never going to leave my wife, she doesn't want to mess with my family life and just dumped me. I mean dumped me. She went so far as to unfriend me on the anonymous Snapchat I used.

Should I just forget her? I was so close to going into that backdoor that no man has used before and then she just pulled the rug out from under me.

FML
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Actually, this post is major violation. We can't possibly offer guidance without pics, preferrably something in a two-piece. You know this.
 
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r.a.s. said:
So, I was seeing this girl for about seven months and it was some of the best sex ever. Mainly a Netflix and Chill thing but we never watched Netflix. It got kind of got kinky here and there and I have to admit I grew a tad attached to her.

She was a twenty eight year old divorcee and initially implied she only wanted to have "fun" and I really think we did. She also said told me that she never let anybody "in through the out door" if you know what I mean.

But, as fate would have it she started wanting more than I was willing to give emotionally. I mean, I don't mind telling someone I love them and sh!t like that in the moment, but when comes to actually spending more time than I want or listening to them drone about about their problems, I just ain't feeling it.

So anyway, she drops some crap on me about how she was going to get hurt if this went on, I am never going to leave my wife, she doesn't want to mess with my family life and just dumped me. I mean dumped me. She went so far as to unfriend me on the anonymous Snapchat I used.

Should I just forget her? I was so close to going into that backdoor that no man has used before and then she just pulled the rug out from under me.

FML
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What's her number?
 
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Didnt tag them...purposefully though!
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How do you find the time or opportunity to bang the GF without your wife finding out? Back in the day, it was hard enough to date/bang two women at the same time while being single, I can't imagine the risk you take doing this while being married, especially when she can take half your stuff plus the kids when she finds out.
 
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r.a.s. said:
So, I was seeing this girl for about seven months and it was some of the best sex ever. Mainly a Netflix and Chill thing but we never watched Netflix. It got kind of got kinky here and there and I have to admit I grew a tad attached to her.

She was a twenty eight year old divorcee and initially implied she only wanted to have "fun" and I really think we did. She also said told me that she never let anybody "in through the out door" if you know what I mean.

But, as fate would have it she started wanting more than I was willing to give emotionally. I mean, I don't mind telling someone I love them and sh!t like that in the moment, but when comes to actually spending more time than I want or listening to them drone about about their problems, I just ain't feeling it.

So anyway, she drops some crap on me about how she was going to get hurt if this went on, I am never going to leave my wife, she doesn't want to mess with my family life and just dumped me. I mean dumped me. She went so far as to unfriend me on the anonymous Snapchat I used.

Should I just forget her? I was so close to going into that backdoor that no man has used before and then she just pulled the rug out from under me.

FML
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I call BS, no way you can still get an erection.
 
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Dunn_IU said:
How do you find the time or opportunity to bang the GF without your wife finding out? Back in the day, it was hard enough to date/bang two women at the same time while being single, I can't imagine the risk you take doing this while being married, especially when she can take half your stuff plus the kids when she finds out.
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It seems to go bad when one of them breaks up and the other goes psycho trying to get back together. The careful cheater or the BF/GF ends up making a mistake.

I'm waiting for the post where this has just blown up and he is asking divorce lawyer advice. We haven't had a good divorce shared on the AOTF for a long time.
 
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r.a.s. said:
So, I was seeing this girl for about seven months and it was some of the best sex ever. Mainly a Netflix and Chill thing but we never watched Netflix. It got kind of got kinky here and there and I have to admit I grew a tad attached to her.

She was a twenty eight year old divorcee and initially implied she only wanted to have "fun" and I really think we did. She also said told me that she never let anybody "in through the out door" if you know what I mean.

But, as fate would have it she started wanting more than I was willing to give emotionally. I mean, I don't mind telling someone I love them and sh!t like that in the moment, but when comes to actually spending more time than I want or listening to them drone about about their problems, I just ain't feeling it.

So anyway, she drops some crap on me about how she was going to get hurt if this went on, I am never going to leave my wife, she doesn't want to mess with my family life and just dumped me. I mean dumped me. She went so far as to unfriend me on the anonymous Snapchat I used.

Should I just forget her? I was so close to going into that backdoor that no man has used before and then she just pulled the rug out from under me.

FML
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RAS -- if the entire relationship was based on that small glimmer of hope that you could achieve your life's dream of enjoying anal sex, you need to shoot higher in life.

Anal sex is more of an idea than an enjoyment factor. Unless you plan on anally raping her or attacking her, it requires quite a bit of prep work. Lots of foreplay, normal hole works first before using a well-gelled orifice and/or pea-shooter before doing a gradual plunge -- unless you get someone why actually enjoys it. (Two women of my past comes to mind -- both wanting me to climax inside her which in turn make her cum. The old pleasure/pain syndrome. Go figure but what the hell, I was willing to particulate.) One of them enjoys the soreness (for the next couple of days) as it would remind her of the occasion. She would tell me to 'feck my in the ass now when she was either going to cum or knew I was going to.

One of my current friends likes it occasionally simply because she is reacting some porn fantasy -- and has not asked for it for quite a few months.

To me, the most enjoyable acts:

1) A highly skilled blowjob -- and I am not talking someone who just sticks her mouth in and starts pumping away. Having said that I had an ex who actually licked it like some cat!! Needless to say that relationship didnt last long and only persisted based on some intellectual platform. She wanted more to the relationship but I couldnt see myself being tired to some prick licker to the rest of my life.
Skilled means they know how to tickle, change of pace and tease throughout the journey -- about of the reverse of what you do to a woman further south. Not just plunge away like some pornstar.
Then they all have to swallow to maximise your pleasure. Luckily I have Donald Trump all of my current women to do so but beyond that, thinking its good for them. Couple thinks it has some melatonin effect and they sleep really deeply at night. Another thinks it enhances her skin (Asian women are big on skin products-- from lotions to skin serums.)

Going back to your anal scenario -- if you think a skilled blowjob is mission critical then you will break the rhythm up by stopping mid-way, run to the bathroom to wash and then come back to continue.

2) Threesomes. Not a lot to say really as its pretty obvious. Nothing like to find yourself in various positions making out with the person in front of you whilst getting pleasured elsewhere by another person. Plus its nice to wake up to having both hands on two separate sets of tits.

So RAS in short, your goals need to be a lot higher. Anal is over-rated unless you find someone who is a bit of a freak-dickie and who finds pleasure in it. Otherwise, the price or the patience required to get to the stage may not be worth it. Better spend on teaching her how to give a skilled blowjob or get her to work on a threesome.
 
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RAS -- if the entire relationship was based on that small glimmer of hope that you could achieve your life's dream of enjoying anal sex, you need to shoot higher in life.

Anal sex is more of an idea than an enjoyment factor. Unless you plan on anally raping her or attacking her, it requires quite a bit of prep work. Lots of foreplay, normal hole works first before using a well-gelled orifice and/or pea-shooter before doing a gradual plunge -- unless you get someone why actually enjoys it. (Two women of my past comes to mind -- both wanting me to climax inside her which in turn make her cum. The old pleasure/pain syndrome. Go figure but what the hell, I was willing to particulate.) One of them enjoys the soreness (for the next couple of days) as it would remind her of the occasion. She would tell me to 'feck my in the ass now when she was either going to cum or knew I was going to.

One of my current friends likes it occasionally simply because she is reacting some porn fantasy -- and has not asked for it for quite a few months.

To me, the most enjoyable acts:

1) A highly skilled blowjob -- and I am not talking someone who just sticks her mouth in and starts pumping away. Having said that I had an ex who actually licked it like some cat!! Needless to say that relationship didnt last long and only persisted based on some intellectual platform. She wanted more to the relationship but I couldnt see myself being tired to some prick licker to the rest of my life.
Skilled means they know how to tickle, change of pace and tease throughout the journey -- about of the reverse of what you do to a woman further south. Not just plunge away like some pornstar.
Then they all have to swallow to maximise your pleasure. Luckily I have Donald Trump all of my current women to do so but beyond that, thinking its good for them. Couple thinks it has some melatonin effect and they sleep really deeply at night. Another thinks it enhances her skin (Asian women are big on skin products-- from lotions to skin serums.)

Going back to your anal scenario -- if you think a skilled blowjob is mission critical then you will break the rhythm up by stopping mid-way, run to the bathroom to wash and then come back to continue.

2) Threesomes. Not a lot to say really as its pretty obvious. Nothing like to find yourself in various positions making out with the person in front of you whilst getting pleasured elsewhere by another person. Plus its nice to wake up to having both hands on two separate sets of tits.

So RAS in short, your goals need to be a lot higher. Anal is over-rated unless you find someone who is a bit of a freak-dickie and who finds pleasure in it. Otherwise, the price or the patience required to get to the stage may not be worth it. Better spend on teaching her how to give a skilled blowjob or get her to work on a threesome.
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I felt compelled to like this, I have no idea why.
 
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Hank Reardon said:
Did you really use the phrase "more than I was willing to give emotionally," on the OTF? Jesus dude.

But really, all I heard there was , "I recently had kinky ass sex." The rest was gibberish.
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Not kinky enough ... I went as far as to purchase bondage cuffs, a cordless Magic Wand, and a nice length of some expensive rope ... *sigh*
 
The Vid said:
Forget her because she’s banging someone else. Even if you string it out to get laid a few more times, the backdoor is probably permanently locked up. Find something new, but don’t be afraid to drop her a text late night, etc. if things dry up for you.
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Nope ... I had a unicorn I believe ... attracted to older guys
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she's got daddy issues.....stay far far away.
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Are you f*cking kidding me? This ain't my first rodeo but this one was totally awesome. Daddy issues are the best especially at my age hahaha
 
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Dunn_IU said:
How do you find the time or opportunity to bang the GF without your wife finding out? Back in the day, it was hard enough to date/bang two women at the same time while being single, I can't imagine the risk you take doing this while being married, especially when she can take half your stuff plus the kids when she finds out.
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Gawd, have I been gone that long? I have all kinds of time and if I got divorced it would be like winning the lottery hahaha
 
Zizkov said:
I call BS, no way you can still get an erection.
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Yup, I remember when "Jack's Left Testicle" used to make fun of me for working out all the time. I knew it would pay off eventually. To be completely honest, as much fun as I had wasting time on here the post that really hit home for me was one from Sope Creek. He talked in length about how men go way up in value as we age compared to women. That one has been a game changer for me hahaha
 
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iubud said:
It seems to go bad when one of them breaks up and the other goes psycho trying to get back together. The careful cheater or the BF/GF ends up making a mistake.

I'm waiting for the post where this has just blown up and he is asking divorce lawyer advice. We haven't had a good divorce shared on the AOTF for a long time.
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Won't happen
 
sglowrider said:
RAS -- if the entire relationship was based on that small glimmer of hope that you could achieve your life's dream of enjoying anal sex, you need to shoot higher in life.

Anal sex is more of an idea than an enjoyment factor. Unless you plan on anally raping her or attacking her, it requires quite a bit of prep work. Lots of foreplay, normal hole works first before using a well-gelled orifice and/or pea-shooter before doing a gradual plunge -- unless you get someone why actually enjoys it. (Two women of my past comes to mind -- both wanting me to climax inside her which in turn make her cum. The old pleasure/pain syndrome. Go figure but what the hell, I was willing to particulate.) One of them enjoys the soreness (for the next couple of days) as it would remind her of the occasion. She would tell me to 'feck my in the ass now when she was either going to cum or knew I was going to.

One of my current friends likes it occasionally simply because she is reacting some porn fantasy -- and has not asked for it for quite a few months.

To me, the most enjoyable acts:

1) A highly skilled blowjob -- and I am not talking someone who just sticks her mouth in and starts pumping away. Having said that I had an ex who actually licked it like some cat!! Needless to say that relationship didnt last long and only persisted based on some intellectual platform. She wanted more to the relationship but I couldnt see myself being tired to some prick licker to the rest of my life.
Skilled means they know how to tickle, change of pace and tease throughout the journey -- about of the reverse of what you do to a woman further south. Not just plunge away like some pornstar.
Then they all have to swallow to maximise your pleasure. Luckily I have Donald Trump all of my current women to do so but beyond that, thinking its good for them. Couple thinks it has some melatonin effect and they sleep really deeply at night. Another thinks it enhances her skin (Asian women are big on skin products-- from lotions to skin serums.)

Going back to your anal scenario -- if you think a skilled blowjob is mission critical then you will break the rhythm up by stopping mid-way, run to the bathroom to wash and then come back to continue.

2) Threesomes. Not a lot to say really as its pretty obvious. Nothing like to find yourself in various positions making out with the person in front of you whilst getting pleasured elsewhere by another person. Plus its nice to wake up to having both hands on two separate sets of tits.

So RAS in short, your goals need to be a lot higher. Anal is over-rated unless you find someone who is a bit of a freak-dickie and who finds pleasure in it. Otherwise, the price or the patience required to get to the stage may not be worth it. Better spend on teaching her how to give a skilled blowjob or get her to work on a threesome.
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I appreciate the effort you put in to that but I've stuck my peen in plenty of women's bumholios. It's more the fact that I missed the trifecta than not ever having been there.

I need the dark triad to feel like the affair was a success. :)
 
r.a.s. said:
I appreciate the effort you put in to that but I've stuck my peen in plenty of women's bumholios. It's more the fact that I missed the trifecta than not ever having been there.

I need the dark triad to feel like the affair was a success. :)
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You were banging a 28yo who had a thing for older guys, and you're coming HERE for advice with women? That's like Einstein asking our Prez for help with a problem in the lab.

Not fooling me for a sec... you wanted to brag a little, and I don't blame you. Well done!
 
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