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SEC's Argument Against 4 B1G Teams

SEC hates us and our success this season. They view us an obstacle, depriving them of a spot in the 12-team field. They’ve got exalted opinions of themselves and a sense of entitlement. They want Ohio State to crush us on Saturday. Can’t let that happen!
 
SEC hates us and our success this season. They view us an obstacle, depriving them of a spot in the 12-team field. They’ve got exalted opinions of themselves and a sense of entitlement. They want Ohio State to crush us on Saturday. Can’t let that happen!
Even If we beat OSU, there will be SEC fans saying it was a ploy by OSU/B1G to keep a deserving SEC team out of the playoff
 
If we beat OSU, they will just turn their sights to OSU and argue that they aren't as good as all the 2-loss SEC teams--which will be obvious because they lost to IU and IU hasn't played anybody.
The likelihood is slim and none but by some miracle we end up National Champions, I am downing a fifth and my march through SEC social media will be something the likes has not been seen since Sherman.
 
The likelihood is slim and none but by some miracle we end up National Champions, I am downing a fifth and my march through SEC social media will be something the likes has not been seen since Sherman.
If this miracle were to happen, I’m driving to Charlotte, NC to 11001 Rushmore Dr, where the SEC network studios reside and Paul Finebaum hosts his daily show.
I will dress in full IU gear and sit outside the entrance in a lawn chair.
I may even do it if we just make the CFP.
 
I want to laugh, but this really is the logic of some SEC fans. My experiences are that they think even Vanderbilt would be a bowl team every year in the BIG.
Somebody checked the Basic Math and Logic Text out of the University of Alabama Library and forgot ton return it.
 
Somebody checked the Basic Math and Logic Text out of the University of Alabama Library and forgot ton return it.
Per the Tuscaloosa Tribune, the University of Alabama Library burned down in September. All nine books were lost in the fire. Biggest shame is that five of them hadn't even been colored in yet.
 
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