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Now that's a response. Well done!I was a bike messenger in NYC in the mid 90's. I was stopped at a stop light when I saw the most beautiful women across the street. The light turned green and I just stayed there looking at her. She starts to walk across the street towards me and the closer she got, the prettier she got. She was so pretty, she didn't look human. Almost alien like in beauty. As she approach I recognized her. Cars are screaming by me while I'm in this trance. She got closer and closer. What should I do? Should I say something? Instantly it occurred to me. Once she got into speaking distance I said, 'do you want my bike?' She didn't break stride as she said, 'no thanks.' And then walked right past me.
I offered a 10 speed to Cindy Crawford. She said, 'no thanks.'
Wonderful day.
George Clooney.... Do you want pics?
Ralphie wants a football for christmas too.I was a bike messenger in NYC in the mid 90's. I was stopped at a stop light when I saw the most beautiful women across the street. The light turned green and I just stayed there looking at her. She starts to walk across the street towards me and the closer she got, the prettier she got. She was so pretty, she didn't look human. Almost alien like in beauty. As she approach I recognized her. Cars are screaming by me while I'm in this trance. She got closer and closer. What should I do? Should I say something? Instantly it occurred to me. Once she got into speaking distance I said, 'do you want my bike?' She didn't break stride as she said, 'no thanks.' And then walked right past me.
I offered a 10 speed to Cindy Crawford. She said, 'no thanks.'
Wonderful day.
My next door neighbor is from DeKalb, IL and swore on his left nut that Cindy babysat for him and his sister. Talk about every boy's fantasy, Cindy is as beautiful as they come.I was a bike messenger in NYC in the mid 90's. I was stopped at a stop light when I saw the most beautiful women across the street. The light turned green and I just stayed there looking at her. She starts to walk across the street towards me and the closer she got, the prettier she got. She was so pretty, she didn't look human. Almost alien like in beauty. As she approach I recognized her. Cars are screaming by me while I'm in this trance. She got closer and closer. What should I do? Should I say something? Instantly it occurred to me. Once she got into speaking distance I said, 'do you want my bike?' She didn't break stride as she said, 'no thanks.' And then walked right past me.
I offered a 10 speed to Cindy Crawford. She said, 'no thanks.'
Wonderful day.
My next door neighbor is from DeKalb, IL and swore on his left nut that Cindy babysat for him and his sister. Talk about every boy's fantasy, Cindy is as beautiful as they come.
No, it's Tyler. He is mid-40s now and played college football at Illinois.Is your neighbor's name Doug?? By chance?
I ask because my cuz fits that description...his dad worked for Eastern Ill U in the early 80's & was babysat by Cindy Crawford (or so the story goes)!
And I thought "that guy" would be Cap.
I was a bike messenger in NYC in the mid 90's.
I loved me some Brooke Burke back in the day.
About f'n time! I thought I was going to have to come up to Chicago and threaten to whip your ass to post Elle! Sadly, no Raquel Welch: well, look at that: Ol' Fuzzy Britches!Elle MacPherson. Sirens was Oscar worthy damnit.
The original sexy redhead (at least in my book!). Nice!This one goes back to my adolescence.
The movie Carnal Knowledge. Sweet sassy muhlassy.The original sexy redhead (at least in my book!). Nice!
The two other options of course were Kathy IrelandAbout f'n time! I thought I was going to have to come up to Chicago and threaten to whip your ass to post Elle! Sadly, no Raquel Welch: well, look at that: Ol' Fuzzy Britches!
The two other options of course were Kathy Ireland
And Samantha Fox
The two other options of course were Kathy Ireland
And Samantha Fox
I'm guessing more seed was spilled to this pic than any other in the history of mankind. Probably just by Dad's alone, oggling their son's poster when they weren't home. That was a pretty scandalous pic at the time. I think I burned through 2 copies alone! You post-internet phackers don't realize just how easy you've got it: uphill, BOTH ways to school, back in the day!After the hours I spent holding up her poster with one hand...
Not just you. She's a bad girl. There are some very NSFW pics floating around out there. One of my buddies had several of her posters on his walls when we were in 6th grade or so, including some topless ones. They were glorious.OK, it took this thread awhile to gain momentum and get going, but now we finally have some steam built up. I'm imagining Samantha with all that sticky watermelon juice running down her body, and no napkin in site. How will she ever get that cleaned up? Not to mention admiring her grip on that knife handle! She's naughty.... or is that me?
I can't believe you posted that last bit on here. Jeebus, dude. lol
Rachel Weisz is mine.
She's the ONLY reason I have any interest in watching the lame franchise The Mummy....Brandon Frasier sucks ass.
And that raw sex scene in Enemy at the Gates.....hot as fk.
And a big plus.....she resembles my wife a bit....
The amount of money you could've made selling that poster attached between 2 dowel rods with a handle attached to the top one, well, you'd be hanging on a yacht with Bill Gates.I'm guessing more seed was spilled to this pic than any other in the history of mankind. Probably just by Dad's alone, oggling their son's poster when they weren't home. That was a pretty scandalous pic at the time. I think I burned through 2 copies alone! You post-internet phackers don't realize just how easy you've got it: uphill, BOTH ways to school, back in the day!
I can't post pics from work, but Ali Larter is definitely mine. Her sister teaches 3rd grade at a Hendricks County school. Several years ago, I was dating a hair stylist and met Ali's sister at the salon she worked at. We talked quite a bit and I asked her if Ali ever came to visit could I meet her? So she did, and the 4 of us went to dinner and hung out a couple times that week. Ali is very nice and sweet. Rather shy which would shock most people because of the "whipped cream bikini" scene she shot in Varsity Blues. Ali told me that was her very first scene ever in a movie. That was the first scene shot for the movie. Ali isn't the only actress I've met, but she's not all Hollywood and glamour. She really is down to earth and could be the girl next door type.
After the hours I spent holding up her poster with one hand...