My Uncle's First Text Ever

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My nearly 70 year old uncle sent me this via text today. It's the first time he's ever sent a text, even though it was a forward. I'm giving him a pass and calling it a text since he popped his cherry for this one.
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The year is 2036 and the United States has just elected the first woman as President of the United States.

A few days after the election,the President calls her father in Indiana and asks, "So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"

“I don't think so. It's a long drive; your mom isn't as young as she used to be, we'll have the dog with us and my arthritis is acting up in my knee."

"Don't worry about it, Dad, I'll send Air Force One or another support aircraft to pick you up and take you home, and a limousine will pick you up at your door," she said.

“I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?"

“Oh, Dad," she replied, “I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by one of the best designers in New York."

“Honey," Dad complained, "You know we can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat."

The President-elect responded, "Don't worry, Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in D.C. and I'll ensure your meals are salt-free. Dad, I really want you to come." So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on January 20, 2037, arrived to see their daughter sworn in as President of the United States. The parents of the new President are seated in the front row.

The President's dad notices a senator sitting next to him and leans over and whispers, “You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?"

The Senator whispered in reply, "Yes I do."

Dad says proudly, “Her brother played basketball at Indiana University."

Since he's a boob man...
 
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My nearly 70 year old uncle sent me this via text today. It's the first time he's ever sent a text, even though it was a forward. I'm giving him a pass and calling it a text since he popped his cherry for this one.
___________________________

The year is 2036 and the United States has just elected the first woman as President of the United States.

A few days after the election,the President calls her father in Indiana and asks, "So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"

“I don't think so. It's a long drive; your mom isn't as young as she used to be, we'll have the dog with us and my arthritis is acting up in my knee."

"Don't worry about it, Dad, I'll send Air Force One or another support aircraft to pick you up and take you home, and a limousine will pick you up at your door," she said.

“I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?"

“Oh, Dad," she replied, “I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by one of the best designers in New York."

“Honey," Dad complained, "You know we can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat."

The President-elect responded, "Don't worry, Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in D.C. and I'll ensure your meals are salt-free. Dad, I really want you to come." So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on January 20, 2037, arrived to see their daughter sworn in as President of the United States. The parents of the new President are seated in the front row.

The President's dad notices a senator sitting next to him and leans over and whispers, “You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?"

The Senator whispered in reply, "Yes I do."

Dad says proudly, “Her brother played basketball at Indiana University."

Since he's a boob man...
I'm leaving the boobs out. But I am using this story for the opening of the sermon I am preparing now. The only thing is I am replacing the state with Pennsylvania and her brother played football at Penn State. I think this joke will be a hit. Thanks.
 

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I'm leaving the boobs out. But I am using this story for the opening of the sermon I am preparing now. The only thing is I am replacing the state with Pennsylvania and her brother played football at Penn State. I think this joke will be a hit. Thanks.
*eyeroll*