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My Brush with 80's Porn Royalty...

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...and subsequent exposure to airborne STDs.

Flew Southwest from Indy to Vegas yesterday and the Hedgehog was in front of me in the security line. Didn't get a picture of him, but I always that was a weird thing to do anyway. After I clear security, I buy some coffee, get my shoes shined and wander back to the gate where he's taking pictures with people. There was actually a steady stream of people over the course of 20 minutes leading up to boarding. Even once he was on the plane, there were people wanting pictures. I had to wait for the aisle to clear to get past.

Dude looked like death warmed over.
 
I've no idea who that is, whatsoever. Who except the guys on Cap's team pays any attention to the dudes in pornos?
 
I've no idea who that is, whatsoever. Who except the guys on Cap's team pays any attention to the dudes in pornos?
Don't you kind of have to? I mean, unless you're watching lesbian porn or just videos of women pleasuring themselves...you kind of have to watch the dudes, too. I mean...their peens are right there up front and center. I don't watch straight porn because I have no interest in seeing vaginas, whether there is a big, beautiful schlong penetrating one or not. So I never really understood why hetero dudes watch straight porn where they basically are forced to see peens. But hey...to each their own!
 
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Most people know who Ron Jeremy is without actually seeing him in a porno. You need to get out more apparently. Speaking of paying attention to other dudes, try removing your head from Brady’s ass.
To be fair, Brady is barely a dude.
 
...and subsequent exposure to airborne STDs.

Flew Southwest from Indy to Vegas yesterday and the Hedgehog was in front of me in the security line. Didn't get a picture of him, but I always that was a weird thing to do anyway. After I clear security, I buy some coffee, get my shoes shined and wander back to the gate where he's taking pictures with people. There was actually a steady stream of people over the course of 20 minutes leading up to boarding. Even once he was on the plane, there were people wanting pictures. I had to wait for the aisle to clear to get past.

Dude looked like death warmed over.
Good thread title...disappointing story. Was hoping to see pics of Marilyn Chambers and hear a story about getting a mile-high blowie!
 
Most people know who Ron Jeremy is without actually seeing him in a porno. You need to get out more apparently.

I know who Ron Jeremy is, since there were so many jokes that he looks like Stan Van Gundy. He crossed over into popular culture.

I don't think I've heard of any other male porn star, though.
 
I think I mentioned this once before on this site. I once met Ron Jeremy backstage at a Motley Crue concert (I was working not attending). He went for the handshake and I couldn’t do it. It was a very awkward moment, and that was about the end of our interaction.
 
I know who Ron Jeremy is, since there were so many jokes that he looks like Stan Van Gundy. He crossed over into popular culture.

I don't think I've heard of any other male porn star, though.
C'mon, the Daddy of porn: John Holmes... Johnny Wadd?

A buddy and I once got called to the Dean's office because we told a cute little foreign exchange student from Sweden that John Holmes was a historic figure in American history. I stand by it.

The cool thing was I'd worked in the Deans office when I was a freshman and he called me in and had me close the door and gave me the perfunctory yelling at... then he said, "but, I can't argue with what you said!"

PS, that pad of excused absence sheets I pocketed was so handy throughout my HS career.
 
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C'mon, the Daddy of porn: John Holmes... Johnny Wadd?

A buddy and I once got called to the Dean's office because we told a cute little foreign exchange student from Sweden that John Holmes was a historic figure in American history. I stand by it.

The cool thing was I'd worked in the Deans office when I was a freshman and he called me in and had me close the door and gave me the perfunctory yelling at... then he said, "but, I can't argue with what you said!"

PS, that pad of excused absence sheets I pocketed was so handy throughout my HS career.
Did you bang the Swede? Thats the only part of the story worth mentioning.
 
Did you bang the Swede? Thats the only part of the story worth mentioning.
It's the internet, of course I did!

Alas, no, she started dating a swimmer friend of mine, plus she never forgave me because she felt she disapointed her host family. She was good looking though.
 
It's the internet, of course I did!

Alas, no, she started dating a swimmer friend of mine, plus she never forgave me because she felt she disapointed her host family. She was good looking though.
No pictures, no video, no care.
 
C'mon, the Daddy of porn: John Holmes... Johnny Wadd?

A buddy and I once got called to the Dean's office because we told a cute little foreign exchange student from Sweden that John Holmes was a historic figure in American history. I stand by it.

The cool thing was I'd worked in the Deans office when I was a freshman and he called me in and had me close the door and gave me the perfunctory yelling at... then he said, "but, I can't argue with what you said!"

PS, that pad of excused absence sheets I pocketed was so handy throughout my HS career.
Thank You Dean Vernon Wormer, Who probably sent You out of the Office with a Chant of "Toga,Toga, Toga".
 
Worked with a Guy years ago Who had a funny story. His brother brought his new girlfriend to the family Thanksgiving Dinner. As He introduced Her, my friend immediately recognized Her as a Porn Actress. I told Him He missed a real opportunity. As He was introduced, He should have said, "Sorry, I didn't recognize You with your Clothes on."
 
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