My 12 Days of Christmas to C3

[Courtsensetwo]

On the twelveth day of Christmas Courtsense gives to you:

Twelve games a winning
Eleven Pep Band Pipers
Ten Wideouts leaping
Nine hot cheerleaders dancing
Eight clocks a milking
Seven 5 star signings
Six geese a shitting
Fiiiive Go-ld rings
Four calls your way
Three BigTen Titles
Two Heisman Studs

And a Q--B in a Pear Treeeee


Feel free to improve

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals

 

[OpenWheels]

Merry Christmas to all!

(I'm not going to try to improve that. I'll let the portal take care of it painlessly.)

 

[HoozierDaddy]

That’s awesome. I’m not very creative but need a reference to Purdue somewhere.

 

[From the Balcony]

For coach, may have to add a line: "Zero back seats taken."

(Or alluding to his interview style: "Zero f***s given")

 

[dr.jb]

Five Mo-re Banners!

 

[Courtsensetwo]

That’s awesome. I’m not very creative but need a reference to Purdue somewhere.

I do have a Ky refernece but passed

 

[76-1]

I do have a Ky refernece but passed

What's the difference between a squirrel that's been struck by a vehicle on an Indiana highway and a Kentucky fan (in full big blue garb) found run over on the same highway??

There's skid marks in front of the squirrel... 😉

 

[dr.jb]

What's the difference between a squirrel that's been struck by a vehicle on an Indiana highway and a Kentucky fan (in full big blue garb) found run over on the same highway??

There's skid marks in front of the squirrel... 😉

Two Kentucky fans are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. His buddy immediately calls 911.

"My friend isn't breathing," frantic, he shouts into the phone... "What should I do?"

"Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There's silence, and then a gunshot.

The UK fan gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?”

 

[Courtsensetwo]

What's the difference between a squirrel that's been struck by a vehicle on an Indiana highway and a Kentucky fan (in full big blue garb) found run over on the same highway??

There's skid marks in front of the squirrel... 😉

Ky fan ran out to get him that tasty squirrel.