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Murt

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I know you found the lord and are currently a born again virgin, but you need to throw it all away for this girl. I mean everything. She’s amazing.

 
I know you found the lord and are currently a born again virgin, but you need to throw it all away for this girl. I mean everything. She’s amazing.



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Let's roll the tape.

1. Steak is at least medium if not medium well. -1
2. As @twenty02 pointed out, those hands.... -1
3. Eats steak with egg. +1
4. Good relationship with female figures in her life. +1
5. Tik Toker. -10,000,000,000,000,000

Verdict -

would. obviously.
 
Let's roll the tape.

1. Steak is at least medium if not medium well. -1
2. As @twenty02 pointed out, those hands.... -1
3. Eats steak with egg. +1
4. Good relationship with female figures in her life. +1
5. Tik Toker. -10,000,000,000,000,000

Verdict -

would. obviously.
That steak is nowhere near medium well.
 
The difference being, the chicks you "pull" eventually run away screaming, scarred for life, and become lesbians
 
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