Man dies in one car crash watching porn on his phone, pants-less

[outside shooter]

http://thesource.com/2016/01/26/man-dies-in-car-crash-after-watching-porn-while-driving/


my condolences to the entire VanPastorman family. He left as he came...

Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was "beating" on Detroit’s Interstate 75 early Sunday when the skin-flick distraction on his smartphone caused him to roll out of control. Jones wasn't wearing a seatbelt and was ejected (ejaculated?) from the 1996 Toyota's sunroof.

 

[twenty02]

Sometimes you just need to crank one out.

Blame biology.

 

[cryano]

http://thesource.com/2016/01/26/man-dies-in-car-crash-after-watching-porn-while-driving/


my condolences to the entire VanPastorman family. He left as he came...

Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was "beating" on Detroit’s Interstate 75 early Sunday ... Jones wasn't wearing a seatbelt and was ejected (ejaculated?) from the 1996 Toyota's sunroof.

Think he's been doing that since he bought it brand new as a 38 y/o?

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

Anyone heard from @Hank Reardon lately?

 

[kkott]

Whew, had to check to make sure I was alive! I'm good!

 

[Hank Reardon]

Anyone heard from @Hank Reardon lately?

I'm OK. It's OK

 

[dusto nomo]

 

[Bill4411]

Hopefully he had achieved a "happy ending".