If I was Stephen Miller, I would whisper into Trump's speech writer and call it a Chinese weather machine attack.
First they sent us the virus. Defended and now FIXED.
The mother of all man-made Chinese storms.
Once again, only I can save you all!
I will get this done.
Absolutely plus 'this is what every day in Louisiana will be like in Joe Biden's America'.
Or its 'another fake news hoax by the do nothing democrats to hurt me before the election'.
Seriously though, thank God it's going to miss the below sea level New Orleans. Lord knows all we need is another Katrina devastation on top of the wildfires on top of the riots on top of the pandemic.