Went to the grocery store....pulled into the lot....waiting because a car ahead was backing out of a spot....I was on the left side so getting my pick up in would be easier...had my turn signal on. Well....when the car was clear and out....a car zooms by my right side from behind me ...and takes the parking spot. I was pissed....Anyway, took another spot farther out....walked toward the store...and Karen...all 250 pounds of her got out of the car and walked in ahead of me. I didn't say anything. She got a big cart..I grabbed a plastic hand cart...wanting a couple of things....we went our separate ways.
Well, I got my two items..and needed a a twelve pack too ....so I'm carrying in both hands. I walk by a couple of isles....heading to the front. Lo and behold.....an empty cart is sitting about 6 feet into an isle...empty. I looked down the isle...and there's Karen....picking up peanut butter or something reading the jar. I thought.....no....you can't. Then....I decided...yes, I can. I put my plastic hand cart and the 12 pack in the shopping cart and off I went. I had this incredible urge to circle the isle....and did so. There was Karen.....looking around bewildered as I passed by her. I walked by her and said....Nice day, isn't it? She said...It would be if some thief didn't take your shopping cart......I kept walking...and said...Know what you mean...m'aam......they take parking spots too. I kept walking and didn't look back. Yes.......
Well, I got my two items..and needed a a twelve pack too ....so I'm carrying in both hands. I walk by a couple of isles....heading to the front. Lo and behold.....an empty cart is sitting about 6 feet into an isle...empty. I looked down the isle...and there's Karen....picking up peanut butter or something reading the jar. I thought.....no....you can't. Then....I decided...yes, I can. I put my plastic hand cart and the 12 pack in the shopping cart and off I went. I had this incredible urge to circle the isle....and did so. There was Karen.....looking around bewildered as I passed by her. I walked by her and said....Nice day, isn't it? She said...It would be if some thief didn't take your shopping cart......I kept walking...and said...Know what you mean...m'aam......they take parking spots too. I kept walking and didn't look back. Yes.......