this tribute now. Unless it isn't insult Friday anymore? If so, please delete as I am obviously kidding...sort of...and stuff. I give you "Stupidity Beneath Our Zings" sung to the epic Bette Midler tune "Wind Beneath my Wings"...again...this is an example of tough love...which is still love.
It must be sad there in your cubicle,
with everyone laughing in your face.
You are content to post benign, that's your way,
you always trail several dozen IQ points behind.
But we were the ones that had to suffer,
while you posted inane drivel and numerous sighs.
One thing always present in the threads is your name -- for way too long,
ridiculous posts beyond inane.
CHORUS:
Did you ever know that you add zero,
and are ev'rything the OTF shouldn't be?
You would be out-posted by a beagle,
'cause you are the stupidity beneath our zings.
We all struggle to make you go unnoticed,
but you've never realized the stupidity.
I want you to know we know the truth, of course we know it,
The board would be less cluttered with out you.
(CHORUS)
Did you ever know that you add zero,
and ev'rything the OTF shouldn't be?
You would be out-posted by a beagle,
'cause you are the stupidity beneath our zings.
Fly, fly, fly away,
get on the boat already and leave.
Oh, fly, fly,
so far away from I, so far the net does not stretch to meet your sighs.
Blank you, blank you, blank Buzz123 for you,
the stupidity beneath our zings.
It must be sad there in your cubicle,
with everyone laughing in your face.
You are content to post benign, that's your way,
you always trail several dozen IQ points behind.
But we were the ones that had to suffer,
while you posted inane drivel and numerous sighs.
One thing always present in the threads is your name -- for way too long,
ridiculous posts beyond inane.
CHORUS:
Did you ever know that you add zero,
and are ev'rything the OTF shouldn't be?
You would be out-posted by a beagle,
'cause you are the stupidity beneath our zings.
We all struggle to make you go unnoticed,
but you've never realized the stupidity.
I want you to know we know the truth, of course we know it,
The board would be less cluttered with out you.
(CHORUS)
Did you ever know that you add zero,
and ev'rything the OTF shouldn't be?
You would be out-posted by a beagle,
'cause you are the stupidity beneath our zings.
Fly, fly, fly away,
get on the boat already and leave.
Oh, fly, fly,
so far away from I, so far the net does not stretch to meet your sighs.
Blank you, blank you, blank Buzz123 for you,
the stupidity beneath our zings.
