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Let the celebration begin! In honor of the June 19, 1866 proclamation, I am celebrating with baby back ribs and watermelon. I’ve research the matter and these two items are traditional food items at this time of year. Actually, anything the color red. Thus, red beans and red cabbage are often eaten on June 19. Likewise, red velvet cake is an appropriate dessert for today, for red symbolizes the shed blood of slavery. As I text this message, my wife and I are sipping cosmopolitans while waiting for our slathered ribs to caramelize on the grill a tad bit longer, “bark development” the grill masters call it. Following an afternoon nap while nude sunbathing on the deck we’ll retire with ice cold watermelon. I’ve never had three cosmopolitan’s without having nasty sex afterwards but don’t tell my wife, she likes surprises, especially those of large “package.”
 
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abraxis said:
Let the celebration begin! In honor of the June 19, 1866 proclamation, I am celebrating with baby back ribs and watermelon. I’ve research the matter and these two items are traditional food items at this time of year. Actually, anything the color red. Thus, red beans and red cabbage are often eaten on June 19. Likewise, red velvet cake is an appropriate dessert for today, for red symbolizes the shed blood of slavery. As I text this message, my wife and I are sipping cosmopolitans while waiting for our slathered ribs to caramelize on the grill a tad bit longer, “bark development” the grill masters call it. Following an afternoon nap while nude sunbathing on the deck we’ll retire with ice cold watermelon. I’ve never had three cosmopolitan’s without having nasty sex afterwards but don’t tell my wife, she likes surprises, especially those of large “package.”
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Red Velvet cake is my favorite.

The Kangaroo Court, with which you may not be familiar, usually levies fines for s****** and Taylor Swift love poems and letters. But the Court is coming down hard on Cosmos for men.

$15.00 KC fine.

We should also fine you for misspelling the name of one of Santana’s greatest albums, but we are granting leniency as there are likely mitigating circumstances behind your unique spelling. But tread lightly.
 
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abraxis said:
Let the celebration begin! In honor of the June 19, 1866 proclamation, I am celebrating with baby back ribs and watermelon. I’ve research the matter and these two items are traditional food items at this time of year. Actually, anything the color red. Thus, red beans and red cabbage are often eaten on June 19. Likewise, red velvet cake is an appropriate dessert for today, for red symbolizes the shed blood of slavery. As I text this message, my wife and I are sipping cosmopolitans while waiting for our slathered ribs to caramelize on the grill a tad bit longer, “bark development” the grill masters call it. Following an afternoon nap while nude sunbathing on the deck we’ll retire with ice cold watermelon. I’ve never had three cosmopolitan’s without having nasty sex afterwards but don’t tell my wife, she likes surprises, especially those of large “package.”
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Asking for Lucy, but wouldn't any sex where you were a participant in the act, by definition be considered nasty ?
 
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abraxis said:
Let the celebration begin! In honor of the June 19, 1866 proclamation, I am celebrating with baby back ribs and watermelon. I’ve research the matter and these two items are traditional food items at this time of year. Actually, anything the color red. Thus, red beans and red cabbage are often eaten on June 19. Likewise, red velvet cake is an appropriate dessert for today, for red symbolizes the shed blood of slavery. As I text this message, my wife and I are sipping cosmopolitans while waiting for our slathered ribs to caramelize on the grill a tad bit longer, “bark development” the grill masters call it. Following an afternoon nap while nude sunbathing on the deck we’ll retire with ice cold watermelon. I’ve never had three cosmopolitan’s without having nasty sex afterwards but don’t tell my wife, she likes surprises, especially those of large “package.”
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Not a great effort. I liked this one.

 
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Celebrating with a day off work, spent at the beach. Wondering when Governor DeSantis will start to hammer the schools that dare to take this day off....
 
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Celebrating with a day off work, spent at the beach. Wondering when Governor DeSantis will start to hammer the schools that dare to take this day off....
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only people with limited intelligence like Lucy go to school in the summer, and Desantis doesn't give 2 ****s about them, they vote for him anyway
 
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He's not wrong.

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And the base got their red meat for the day.

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I don't mind Juneteenth. Grew up as it kinda being just a Texas thing. Good BBQ throw downs in S Dallas. Thought it was kinda cool.

The national push to make it a bigger deal after George Floyd was kinda weird, but whatever. Another Holiday off in the summer is good with me.
 
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