Are you saying that's what you do, "you drink, you know things?" ....
Interest in an AOTF get together?
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I'm saying if you close your eyes and try to imagine what a generic white dude at a baseball game would be like, you'd be pretty close to the mark.
When faced with an expanding beer gut, I also made a conscious decision to stop wearing a belt rather than start exercising, so I'm not just white, I'm American white.
Nope, now I imagine you like this... you may not drink as much, or know as much (vbg) but the rest of the drunks know nothing, and the ones that know stuff, aren't very good drunks.
So now you're the Tyrion of the OTF. "That's what I do. I drink, I know things"...
I get ya.
fwiw - I grew a buddha belly over the last couple years. It had to go. Since Fall of last year, I've lost 20 lbs. I'm back to 167. Almost all of it was in my gut. I'm just over 6' and generally skinny, when I get a belly I end up looking like a chicken.
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I tipped 197 at the sleep center last week. I really gotta do something about it.Nope, now I imagine you like this... you may not drink as much, or know as much (vbg) but the rest of the drunks know nothing, and the ones that know stuff, aren't very good drunks.
So now you're the Tyrion of the OTF. "That's what I do. I drink, I know things"...
I get ya.
fwiw - I grew a buddha belly over the last couple years. It had to go. Since Fall of last year, I've lost 20 lbs. I'm back to 167. Almost all of it was in my gut. I'm just over 6' and generally skinny, when I get a belly I end up looking like a chicken.
I'll take being Tyrion. I can live with that. I'm pretty short, too.
1) Foosier made an innocent comment about his FIL taking a nap, and I turned into Foosier is a FIL rapist, because I am a dick, but so is Foosier and he deserves it. ****ing Crean lover.
2) I did a GIS for father-in-law rapist and it turned up a bunch (not what panties are currently in) of crazy-ass Asian porn. Like it or not, but they (Asians) seem to be into that shit. Like Foosier.
Fking gross.... I thought tentacles and vendor machine panties was fk'd up and weird. WTF is wrong with them people? vbg...... Also the Germans... what's the fascination with piss?
At least with German chicks, you never have to worry about how to build up to asking, "Do you do butt stuff?"
German porn: pissing and fisting, and being shat upon. Otherwise known as a normal weekend for SuperHoosier.
Sure, during the day, but cafes and red light district after ..
True ..
Do you have a beard? vbg
Take off the tunic and crown, add a Cardinals hat and a Pleasant Ridge Montessori shirt, and maybe close too a half a foot taller than the show version of Robert, and you are spot on.
How exactly does an AOTF get together work? Can someone explain this to me.
For example. Do people call eachother by their screen name or does it morph into something like hi my name is Jon, and you are? I'll be honest I'm sure Jon is a fine guy but I want to talk to rangeline, TMP, utfo, Goat. I don't wanna ****ing talk to Jon. I wanna stare down McNutt not Jerry.
How the **** does this work? Are there rules or etiquette to an online forum meeting in person? HELP!
For example. Do people call eachother by their screen name or does it morph into something like hi my name is Jon, and you are? I'll be honest I'm sure Jon is a fine guy but I want to talk to rangeline, TMP, utfo, Goat. I don't wanna ****ing talk to Jon. I wanna stare down McNutt not Jerry.
How the **** does this work? Are there rules or etiquette to an online forum meeting in person? HELP!
fwiw you jacktard, I'm 4 years older than you, soon to be 5 in Sept.
In reference to a recent IC thread and you calling me old this past year.
Not that I ain't old, I'm old as dirt, but so are you ..
Hmmmmmmph!
Don't worry about it. You won't be invited, anyway.
We've got the BMW Championship at Crooked Stick in Sept.
Naw, you're thinking about this in the wrong way. You need to put on a tunic and a crown...
Are you saying you think we should proclaim B-tard king?
My ex-wife started out as hot as Cercei, but ended up looking like the boar that killed Robert.
I'm a dick, but I don't deserve being called a FIL rapist. That's just mean. And don't pretend that a search for FIL rapist turned you on to Asian porn.
What is the IC?fwiw you jacktard, I'm 4 years older than you, soon to be 5 in Sept.
In reference to a recent IC thread and you calling me old this past year.
Not that I ain't old, I'm old as dirt, but so are you ..
Hmmmmmmph!
Or maybe a healthy Asian porn habit turned him on to FIL raping.
Golf in Cincy in Oct is no problem. Arranging an outing with a bunch of dudes who spent the night out before drinking and making a tee time to allow you time to eat, shower and get to the ballpark by 4pm is the problem. Need a 7pm start if we're golfing beforehand in my estimation.
Didn't take long for this train to jump the tracks.
Mine had perfect tits and curly auburn hair. I was once a ... well how can I say this... ugh, "stupid". Yea, that's the perfect word. I worked 70 hours a week, worried about bills, and the yard. I used to worry about my lawn. I also voted Republican, (I voted for Reagunz in his 2nd term) and I also prayed daily.
Gave up my dream of being an artist. I had quit smoking. Quit playing music. Basically quit living and worked. Day and night. I was a fking machine and the machine made money...... because I thought that was what I was supposed to do. My youth was over, and I was an "adult".. work, marriage, money, house, kids.
It wasn't really that long ago about my fifth year of marriage....
Then one day...... while doing the yard I actually deep down hated and always hated, I woke up... and decided I hated my life. I quit my job, took a lesser one. Quit worrying about stupid shit, started smoking again, started playing music again, and smiling, and she just couldn't take it. I don't blame her, she was boring as fk. she just sat there watching stupid TV show after stupid TV show. Plus, she was a raving bi polar bitch. Wisdom: never marry for tits no matter how perfect they are. At least I didn't put her name on the lease.. I also got the kids.
My current .. is just amazing. My friends even like her. Most more than they do me.. lol .. Man, I used to date twits, my friends hated most of my GF's almost as much as I did.. but I hated theirs too. They especially hated my ex. Our dicks are stupid when we're young.
My friends have hated every girl I've ever dated. Always. Even in different cities with different groups of friends. I have bad, bad taste in women.
I think the tits have something to do with it.
Both of my "baby mommas" have the same traits because I was too stupid to get it the first time. Great minds (a lawyer and the other speaks 4 languages), Playmate level tits, and narcissistic / controlling personalities. I'm was an empathetic sap.
@T.M.P. I am at the point you were when you stopped living a life you hated. Still looking for the new job however, but grateful for what I currently have.
If you you watched Parks and Rec, I am Ron Swanson and they are my Tammies.
@T.M.P. I am at the point you were when you stopped living a life you hated. Still looking for the new job however, but grateful for what I currently have.
If you you watched Parks and Rec, I am Ron Swanson and they are my Tammies.
It was in the mid to late 90's. I could have 10 jobs lined up in a week. I had the same title, but for less pay and less obligation. Time is money, I had enough money, what I wanted was time.
That doesn't happen unless it's her decision... or she's bat shit crazy.
You're wrong. I'm the Amish bred potato and you're the idiot who thinks that's funny.
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