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[iuwclurker1]

Head transplants! Yes, you read that right.

The donor will be the healthy body of a brain-dead patient matched for build with a recipient's disease-free head.
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Hm...reading that again, you guys are the donors. Never mind.

 

[HillzHoozier]

Head transplants! Yes, you read that right.

The donor will be the healthy body of a brain-dead patient matched for build with a recipient's disease-free head.
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Hm...reading that again, you guys are the donors. Never mind.

That makes you the brain-dead patient?

**I totally lol'd at my own joke, but then unfortunately I read your OP completely, AFTER I posted my reply. Sadly then I realized my egregious fail. Dammit! Next time, lurker. Next time...

 

[i'vegotwinners]

Head transplants! Yes, you read that right.

The donor will be the healthy body of a brain-dead patient matched for build with a recipient's disease-free head.
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Hm...reading that again, you guys are the donors. Never mind.

bad timing for Ted Williams, or will this work with the cryogenically frozen?

 

[iuwclurker1]

That makes you the brain-dead patient?

**I totally lol'd at my own joke, but then unfortunately I read your OP completely, AFTER I posted my reply. Sadly then I realized my egregious fail. Dammit! Next time, lurker. Next time...

I loled at your description. Been there, done that. Humor is fraught with danger.