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sell your vote for a fix, should it be “legal” for you to vote? Should you be allowed to vote?

Or, should we presume a vote was legally cast until there is “evidence” it was an illegal vote?

Or should the standard be higher such that “evidence” is not enough and certainty is required?

Who decides?

If we decide the vote was “illegal” what is the proper remedy? Don’t count it? Allow a “do over”? Jail the offender(s)?

Should citizens in prison get to vote?

Why can’t I sell my vote?

If we seek to invalidate illegitimate votes, do we wind up with perpetual election investigations that take longer than the term of office?

If we don’t, do we just let the best cheater win? Or the richest vote buyer?

How long until we just shoot political opponents? Election losers?

Do they care about elections in South Africa today?

Thinkers - discuss.

Lefties - post something stupid and snarky, full of name-calling diversions. The mandatory references to Nazi and racist will suffice - to save bandwidth, which is so scarce these days.
 
sell your vote for a fix, should it be “legal” for you to vote? Should you be allowed to vote?

Or, should we presume a vote was legally cast until there is “evidence” it was an illegal vote?

Or should the standard be higher such that “evidence” is not enough and certainty is required?

Who decides?

If we decide the vote was “illegal” what is the proper remedy? Don’t count it? Allow a “do over”? Jail the offender(s)?
It seems like vote buying is already covered

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597

Should citizens in prison get to vote?
Pretty sure the state decide this on their own including post release.

If we seek to invalidate illegitimate votes, do we wind up with perpetual election investigations that take longer than the term of office?
This is America, so probably.

If we don’t, do we just let the best cheater win? Or the richest vote buyer?
I don't believe much cheating aka fraud has been uncovered. Riches vote buyer? Again, already illegal but if we're talking Citizens United that's a whole other story.

How long until we just shoot political opponents? Election losers?
So far we've only shot election winners (Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Kennedy plus Roosevelt and Reagan were attempted assassinations)

Do they care about elections in South Africa today?
Probably more than they did under apartheid.

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We should continue to discuss the safety and security of elections balanced against the rights and convenience of the citizenry to do so. I would still argue the rights of a citizen to vote outweigh the fraud concerns. Until I'm convinced otherwise of course.
 
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Don't forget the hillbillies.

Since we are about to have 24 hour drive thru voting booths n Texas, I thought i'd let Uncle Jim Bob from West Texas go thru the drive thru with me next election. I'll let him vote via proxy while I attend in person. It would be a good stop off on the 3 AM Whataburger run.

We were thinking of setting up our own voting booth where you put the ballot on a target and instead of punching out a chad, we thought we could shoot out the chad to alleviate any chads that might hang. I have a really accurate scope but still might let Cousin Jethro or Uncle Jed take my shot. They practice shooting flies off the fence from the porch. Even with the scope I am to worried that I might hit the chad of Republocrat. Maybe if we put this idea up for debate, both halves of the Republocrat will leave next time.

Drugs? Nah but I'd sell it for a couple of Cowboy tix.
 
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How about we have everyone pass the US Citizenship test that all naturalized citizens have to pass before allowing them to vote?
 
Don't forget the hillbillies.

Since we are about to have 24 hour drive thru voting booths n Texas, I thought i'd let Uncle Jim Bob from West Texas go thru the drive thru with me next election. I'll let him vote via proxy while I attend in person. It would be a good stop off on the 3 AM Whataburger run.

We were thinking of setting up our own voting booth where you put the ballot on a target and instead of punching out a chad, we thought we could shoot out the chad to alleviate any chads that might hang. I have a really accurate scope but still might let Cousin Jethro or Uncle Jed take my shot. They practice shooting flies off the fence from the porch. Even with the scope I am to worried that I might hit the chad of Republocrat. Maybe if we put this idea up for debate, both halves of the Republocrat will leave next time.

Drugs? Nah but I'd sell it for a couple of Cowboy tix.
Cowboys fan.

You’re not welcome here, punk!!!
 
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We all have a "fix" or fixes which needs to resolved by voting.

A few fixes include helping the poor or cutting welfare, strong defense, lower taxes, illegal immigrants, ending abortion, ending the road to socialism, preventing global warming, taking redistricting from the pols, legalizing marijuana, term limits, and the list goes on.
 
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