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If there was absolutely no way possible that anyone would ever find out, would you

Not sure about Marla. Melania and Ivanka definitely. They have both had a ton of work google now and then pictures. Melania is barely recognizable.
Yeah, and why? Fighting age never works out well.
 
Trump seems to like fake hooters; lesse... Stormy, Karen, Ivanka... What's the word on Melania? Are they real? Ivana? Marla?
Don't throw Karen in with the rest - she is a goddess. And she claims she really liked/loved Trump.

Are you sure they're fake? She was a Playmate.....
 
Would I have relations with a washed up, trashy ex-porn star that's had more hot dogs in her than Kobayashi?

I think I'd pass.

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