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If Jesus Was A Rock Star

He was a practicing Jew at one time.

So was Dylan.

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Jesus learns to rock?
He invented all musical forms because He created time. You can't have music without time. He also created tone ranges. You can't play a song using the same note unless you are playing that one tone intro Mike Tyson used to use when he entered the arena. He gave us the capacity to think about different ways in which tones can be used to make up new songs. When is the last time you heard birds in the morning sing a completely different tune and use harmonies among each other?
 
Lenny Kravitz said that 'Are You Gonna Go My Way' was him trying to write a song Jesus would write - maybe he's Jesus.
 
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