I Need An Update on The 50 State Attacks

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

Been working from home and my office is in a basement, so I don't know how the war is going.

In which states are the states winning? In which states are the rebels winning?

Is Biden safe? Did the National Guard kidnap him or defend him?

Is Trump directing the war, or did the Pentagon support Biden?

Is CNN still on the air? (I sorta thought they'd be the first taken out - sorta like the Iraq war - "communications" are always targeted early. Side question - how many of their staff resigned and took up arms against the insurgency? I know a guy who used to date Anderson Cooper - so I'm hoping Cooper decided he could best serve by staying "on camera" - nobody needs him to try and be a hero.)

Have any foreign nations promised support yet? (You know France has ALWAYS had our backs, even in the 1700's - but I have never trusted the Germans. And I assume England has already sent troops, but would like a confirmation.)

SOMEBODY TELL ME SOMETHING!!!

 

[outside shooter]

Mas must know.

By now the military was supposed to have rounded up all of the cannibalistic pedophile pineapple pizza-loving communist leaning Demoncrats, and reinstated the Great Orange one as the leader of New Trumpistan.

Did the proud bois let ya down?

 

[StelioKontos]

I don't know how the war is going.

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[HillzHoozier]

So far all I know is that Lady Gaga kicked someone's ass.

 

[IUINSB]

War is going just fine. You lost.

 

[Ohio Guy]

What the hell do you do when the insurrection your cult promised doesn't come to pass? When does someone stop swallowing all the BS shoved down their throats?

The idea that the fences and barbed wire around the Capitol were actually meant to keep everyone in and that tribunal trials were going to commence was a nice touch to the whole baseless conspiracy theory though. Batsh!t crazy, but a nice thought. Some people have seen too many bad movies.

 

[Bloom.]

Been working from home and my office is in a basement, so I don't know how the war is going.

In which states are the states winning? In which states are the rebels winning?

Is Biden safe? Did the National Guard kidnap him or defend him?

Is Trump directing the war, or did the Pentagon support Biden?

Is CNN still on the air? (I sorta thought they'd be the first taken out - sorta like the Iraq war - "communications" are always targeted early. Side question - how many of their staff resigned and took up arms against the insurgency? I know a guy who used to date Anderson Cooper - so I'm hoping Cooper decided he could best serve by staying "on camera" - nobody needs him to try and be a hero.)

Have any foreign nations promised support yet? (You know France has ALWAYS had our backs, even in the 1700's - but I have never trusted the Germans. And I assume England has already sent troops, but would like a confirmation.)

SOMEBODY TELL ME SOMETHING!!!

When you shine a light on rats. They tend to scurry away.

 

[IUINSB]

When you shine a light on rats. They tend to scurry away.

Are you saying Cruz and Hawley resigned?

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

What the hell do you do when the insurrection your cult promised doesn't come to pass? When does someone stop swallowing all the BS shoved down their throats?

The idea that the fences and barbed wire around the Capitol were actually meant to keep everyone in and that tribunal trials were going to commence was a nice touch to the whole baseless conspiracy theory though. Batsh!t crazy, but a nice thought. Some people have seen too many bad movies.

I don't think CNN is a cult.
Propaganda purveyor? Yeah. Sure. Can't be doubted by reasonable people.
But a cult? I don't recall them trying to hitch any rides on comet-surfing UFO's.
Then again, you know them better than I do.

I guess I'm a little worried about their sources.
I could understand getting 1 or 2 states wrong. But 50? 0-fer?

The good news is that, as a Lincoln man, for The Union, I'm glad CNN was lying about the attacks.

But I feel sorry for all the folks they have brainwashed.

But I hear we're gonna have a Department of Re-Programming soon, so I guess the new admin is already "on the mutha----".

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

When you shine a light on rats. They tend to scurry away.

Not in NYC.

They got rats the size of cows there (or that's what I hear - I wouldn't go to that land-blight for free government cheese!)

 

[IUINSB]

I could understand getting 1 or 2 states wrong. But 50? 0-fer?

Damn, that's even worse than Don's lawyers.

 

[Stuffshot]

Been working from home and my office is in a basement, so I don't know how the war is going.

In which states are the states winning? In which states are the rebels winning?

Is Biden safe? Did the National Guard kidnap him or defend him?

Is Trump directing the war, or did the Pentagon support Biden?

Is CNN still on the air? (I sorta thought they'd be the first taken out - sorta like the Iraq war - "communications" are always targeted early. Side question - how many of their staff resigned and took up arms against the insurgency? I know a guy who used to date Anderson Cooper - so I'm hoping Cooper decided he could best serve by staying "on camera" - nobody needs him to try and be a hero.)

Have any foreign nations promised support yet? (You know France has ALWAYS had our backs, even in the 1700's - but I have never trusted the Germans. And I assume England has already sent troops, but would like a confirmation.)

SOMEBODY TELL ME SOMETHING!!!

I'm surprised at this. You're the one that knows all about the Reichstag and how Henry Clay won Chickamauga. You tell us.

 

[Harry Hondo]

I don't think CNN is a cult.
Propaganda purveyor? Yeah. Sure. Can't be doubted by reasonable people.
But a cult? I don't recall them trying to hitch any rides on comet-surfing UFO's.
Then again, you know them better than I do.

I guess I'm a little worried about their sources.
I could understand getting 1 or 2 states wrong. But 50? 0-fer?

The good news is that, as a Lincoln man, for The Union, I'm glad CNN was lying about the attacks.

But I feel sorry for all the folks they have brainwashed.

But I hear we're gonna have a Department of Re-Programming soon, so I guess the new admin is already "on the mutha----".

You're worried that CNN's source for the 50 state capital attacks was the FBI?

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[outside shooter]

I guess I'm a little worried about their sources.
I could understand getting 1 or 2 states wrong. But 50? 0-fer?

Their sources were not secret. The source for there being credible threats against DC and state Capitols was FBI and Homeland Security intelligence.

We all ought to be glad that your buddies didn't show up.

 

[76-1]

Been working from home and my office is in a basement, so I don't know how the war is going.

In which states are the states winning? In which states are the rebels winning?

Is Biden safe? Did the National Guard kidnap him or defend him?

Is Trump directing the war, or did the Pentagon support Biden?

Is CNN still on the air? (I sorta thought they'd be the first taken out - sorta like the Iraq war - "communications" are always targeted early. Side question - how many of their staff resigned and took up arms against the insurgency? I know a guy who used to date Anderson Cooper - so I'm hoping Cooper decided he could best serve by staying "on camera" - nobody needs him to try and be a hero.)

Have any foreign nations promised support yet? (You know France has ALWAYS had our backs, even in the 1700's - but I have never trusted the Germans. And I assume England has already sent troops, but would like a confirmation.)

SOMEBODY TELL ME SOMETHING!!!

This is baffling!

Luminaries such as Obama, the Clintons, and others, all milled around without a care in the world out in the open after the inauguration...

Evidently the deep thought vetting of those military personnel onsite was able to detect and incarcerate, or, in most cases, simply "reprogram" all those scary Trump voters who were found, in great numbers, to be deeply imbedded within the National Guard and various other military men and women deployed onsite...

I understand they had the most trouble figuring out exactly who it was that the Marines felt a dangerous degree of animosity towards and finally, after taking a "deeper dive" ascertained that they were a potential deadly danger to pretty much everyone who wasn't a Marine 😉... They redeployed them back to 8th & I just to be prudent... and shadowed the Marine escort aides with SS, I mean Secret Service agents...

To the great surprise of basically no one with an ounce of common sense, there was zero danger to any of the attendees today...

Much Ado about Nothing...

 

[Sope Creek]

Been working from home and my office is in a basement, so I don't know how the war is going.

In which states are the states winning? In which states are the rebels winning?

Is Biden safe? Did the National Guard kidnap him or defend him?

Is Trump directing the war, or did the Pentagon support Biden?

Is CNN still on the air? (I sorta thought they'd be the first taken out - sorta like the Iraq war - "communications" are always targeted early. Side question - how many of their staff resigned and took up arms against the insurgency? I know a guy who used to date Anderson Cooper - so I'm hoping Cooper decided he could best serve by staying "on camera" - nobody needs him to try and be a hero.)

Have any foreign nations promised support yet? (You know France has ALWAYS had our backs, even in the 1700's - but I have never trusted the Germans. And I assume England has already sent troops, but would like a confirmation.)

SOMEBODY TELL ME SOMETHING!!!

Just got back from delivering a care package (3 different flavors of Gatorades, MrsSope's homemade vegetable soup with chicken stock, plus saltines and oyster crackers, some donuts and Oreos to nibble on when they're too tired to get a real meal . . . and turmeric tea for its anti-inflammatory properties because COVID causes lots of inflammation in the lungs) to some Trumper/Marjorie Taylor Greene adherents deep in MTG's district . . . the MTG adherents have COVID, and are aged. I'm just a kid by comparison.

Left the package on the front steps for a contactless transfer. They got it . . . but we missed the inaugural speeches, missed Lady GaGa pointing out that the flag still flies over the Capitol, missed the National Youth Poet Laureate providing us all wisdom we knew before, but somehow forgot. No idea how the war is going . . . we've got folks to take care of first . . . and happy to be able to do it . . .

. . . but we did go pee while stopping at a Wendy's in Rome, GA (just a schnack . . . first french fries we've had in 11 months, plus Dr. Pepper and Sweet Tea) . . . first time I've used a public restroom since February . . . and the college in Rome is closed to visitors . . . all 22,000 acres of it . . .

. . . this afternoon is sunny, so I'll be cleaning up the euonymous bush clippings left from yesterday's work in the yard. You know, gotta keep up with the folks next door and/or set an example for the folks in the neighborhood.

signed

The Joneses

 

[Harry Hondo]

The good news is that, as a Lincoln man, for The Union, I'm glad CNN was lying about the attacks.

Who's going to tell MTIOTF which side Lincoln would be on if he were alive today?

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

I'm surprised at this. You're the one that knows all about the Reichstag and how Henry Clay won Chickamauga. You tell us.

Well, I guess I'll have to 'fess up.

I sorta believed CNN was lying to begin with, so I didn't really EXPECT a 50 state attack.
Thats why I was working instead of sucking on the CNN tailpipe.

Frankly, if the prosecutors announced that they "expect" 250 indictments, only a fool ... or CNN ... or a CNN Propaganda Receptacle Club member (I know - that's all redundant) ... would actually expect any attack, much less 50.

But CNN is like crack. Its all fun until you try it and become an addict.

I really hope Biden will open a BUNCH of rehab clinics so people who went crazy the last 4 years can get help. But 75,000,000 people can't be cured overnight ... so I'll be patient.

And I hope you get in early.
You probably don't, but I remember when you WEREN'T stu ... er, sick.

 

[Sope Creek]

This is baffling!

Luminaries such as Obama, the Clintons, and others, all milled around without a care in the world out in the open after the inauguration...

Evidently the deep thought vetting of those military personnel onsite was able to detect and incarcerate, or, in most cases, simply "reprogram" all those scary Trump voters who were found, in great numbers, to be deeply imbedded within the National Guard and various other military men and women deployed onsite...

I understand they had the most trouble figuring out exactly who it was that the Marines felt a dangerous degree of animosity towards and finally, after taking a "deeper dive" ascertained that they were a potential deadly danger to pretty much everyone who wasn't a Marine 😉... They redeployed them back to 8th & I just to be prudent... and shadowed the Marine escort aides with SS, I mean Secret Service agents...

To the great surprise of basically no one with an ounce of common sense, there was zero danger to any of the attendees today...

Much Ado about Nothing...

*YAWN*

Did somebody say something?

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

Just got back from delivering a care package (3 different flavors of Gatorades, MrsSope's homemade vegetable soup with chicken stock, plus saltines and oyster crackers, some donuts and Oreos to nibble on when they're too tired to get a real meal . . . and turmeric tea for its anti-inflammatory properties because COVID causes lots of inflammation in the lungs) to some Trumper/Marjorie Taylor Greene adherents deep in MTG's district . . . the MTG adherents have COVID, and are aged. I'm just a kid by comparison.

Left the package on the front steps for a contactless transfer. They got it . . . but we missed the inaugural speeches, missed Lady GaGa pointing out that the flag still flies over the Capitol, missed the National Youth Poet Laureate providing us all wisdom we knew before, but somehow forgot. No idea how the war is going . . . we've got folks to take care of first . . . and happy to b able to do it . . .

. . . but we did go pee while stopping at a Wendy's in Rome, GA (just a schnack . . . first french fries we've had in 11 months, plus Dr. Pepper and Sweet Tea) . . . first time I've used a public restroom since February . . . and the college in Rome is closed to visitors . . . all 22,000 acres of it . . .

. . . this afternoon is sunny, so I'll be cleaning up the euonymous bush clippings left from yesterday's work in the yard. You know, gotta keep up with the folks next door and/or set an example for the folks in the neighborhood.

signed

The Joneses

You went to a Wendy's?

When is the funeral?

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

Who's going to tell MTIOTF which side Lincoln would be on if he were alive today?

Same side he was always on - against the traitorous Democrats!

 

[bawlmer]

Same side he was always on - against the traitorous Democrats!

That's truly stupid. Sorry to be so direct, but since you include the man's picture in every post you ought to do better. How many Democrats are facing charges for attacking the US government.

 

[outside shooter]

I sorta believed the FBI was lying to begin with, so I didn't really EXPECT a 50 state attack.

you keep confusing a reporting network, CNN, with a source on domestic terrorism intelligence, the FBI.

I am sure that it must be accidental, though.

Plus, any time that a threat is averted it MUST be true that it was a lie that there was ever a threat to begin with.

You are thinking like Lucy today. Did you not sleep well?

 

[Bloom.]

Are you saying Cruz and Hawley resigned?

No

I guess I'm a little worried about their sources.
I could understand getting 1 or 2 states wrong. But 50? 0-fer?

Do you think these people were dumb enough to try it after the hint of it had been exposed? For all we know the Gravy Seals' attack on the US Capitol exposed a reality to take any actionable information seriously. Plus, we learn yet again our government is stronger than a few idiots, even dozens of idiots.

 

[Sope Creek]

You went to a Wendy's?

When is the funeral?

Saw a vet in there who was 90 and 5 months. Drove a late model Nissan Altima . . . apparently the guy was a lifer . . . had on a US flag mask and a hat that said "ARMY" and "Soldier for Life" with various pins from meet ups and such . . . and he had a huge US ARMY sticker on his back window like he graduated from there or something. Said he was in there to get his military discount . . . said some places in Rome give 20% . . . he was all about getting his discount even though it looked to me like he was comfortable. He skedaddled out of there just as soon as he got his food . . . and was out of the parking lot before I could get the car in gear and get moving . . . he was behind us in line.

 

[Harry Hondo]

Same side he was always on - against the traitorous Democrats!

Lincoln isn't gonna support a coup attempt, the big lie about the election, and the Confederate flag flying in the Capital. I think he'd be joining the Lincoln Project about now - they were all once Republicans, too.

 

[Sope Creek]

Lincoln isn't gonna support a coup attempt, the big lie about the election, and the Confederate flag flying in the Capital. I think he'd be joining the Lincoln Project about now - they were all once Republicans, too.

Lincoln would have gotten off the GOP bandwagon when Nixon and the GOP embraced the southern strategy . . . he would have foreseen it for the divisive power grab that it was.

Lincoln was a smart fellow . . . even rose above being a mere Republican to become a philosopher and statesman. When did you ever hear of that during our lifetimes?

 

[Harry Hondo]

To the great surprise of basically no one with an ounce of common sense, there was zero danger to any of the attendees today...

Much Ado about Nothing...

See this is why your guy is flying home to Florida today. He treated a potential crisis as a hoax and didn't prepare for the worst. You really got to stop telling your people that everything is a hoax, especially if it comes from U.S. Intelligence sources, like the FBI or from Administration officials, like the guy who oversaw cybersecurity for the election. This kinda shit will never get you back in the White House.

 

[Sope Creek]

Been working from home and my office is in a basement, so I don't know how the war is going.

In which states are the states winning? In which states are the rebels winning?

Is Biden safe? Did the National Guard kidnap him or defend him?

Is Trump directing the war, or did the Pentagon support Biden?

Is CNN still on the air? (I sorta thought they'd be the first taken out - sorta like the Iraq war - "communications" are always targeted early. Side question - how many of their staff resigned and took up arms against the insurgency? I know a guy who used to date Anderson Cooper - so I'm hoping Cooper decided he could best serve by staying "on camera" - nobody needs him to try and be a hero.)

Have any foreign nations promised support yet? (You know France has ALWAYS had our backs, even in the 1700's - but I have never trusted the Germans. And I assume England has already sent troops, but would like a confirmation.)

SOMEBODY TELL ME SOMETHING!!!

So far Wall Street is happy with how The War is going . . . bigly!! 🖖

 

[oldcougar77]

No




Do you think these people were dumb enough to try it after the hint of it had been exposed? For all we know the Gravy Seals' attack on the US Capitol exposed a reality to take any actionable information seriously. Plus, we learn yet again our government is stronger than a few idiots, even dozens of idiots.

Back in the '70's when stealing gas was all the rage, a local farmer heard a racket next to his equipment shed late one night and realized someone was trying to break into his farm tank. He had a badass dog which he immediately let out the back door before he headed out himself, shotgun in tow.

Well, the dog cornered the two little sumbitches/wannabe thieves until the farmer arrived on the scene. The wife called the po-leece while the farmer held them. The law arrested the miscreants and searched their vehicle. In addition to gas-stealin' paraphernalia the cops found two loaded handguns in their car. The farmer was sufficiently freaked out by what might have happened had the thieves thought to bring the guns along with the hoses and cans that he subsequently decided to use the old "ounce-of-prevention" strategy. At the end of the lane to his house and in key locations near the gas tank and equipment shed he posted signs reading "anyone caught stealing will be shot on sight", and "beware of dog" - accompanied by photo's of his loyal German shepherd.

For several months afterward, neighboring farmers were still targeted by petroleum junkies looking for a five-finger discount, but this particular farmer never had another attempt.

 

[Bloom.]

I found @MyTeamIsOnTheFloor and now understand his confusion.

 

[Sope Creek]

I found @MyTeamIsOnTheFloor and now understand his confusion.

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Looks peaceful . . . I'd expect that of MTIOTF . . . he's a law abider.

 

[Cortez88]

On a serious note, I do wonder how the arrests and serious federal charges against the 1/6 insurrectionists played into the calm today. Playing military dress up and wearing racists shirts is great fun, but not worth prison time.

 

[Sope Creek]

On a serious note, I do wonder how the arrests and serious federal charges against the 1/6 insurrectionists played into the calm today. Playing military dress up and wearing racists shirts is great fun, but not worth prison time.

Yeah . . . Mas called Q a larp . . .

. . . what were those guys on 1/6? Serious?

If your inspiration is a larp . . . .

 

[mcmurtry66]

On a serious note, I do wonder how the arrests and serious federal charges against the 1/6 insurrectionists played into the calm today. Playing military dress up and wearing racists shirts is great fun, but not worth prison time.

That played a role, but probably timing as well. That 1/6 crew didn’t look like they could get the gas money together for another big trip on such short notice.

 

[Cortez88]

That played a role, but probably timing as well. That 1/6 crew didn’t look like they could get the gas money together for another big trip on such short notice.

Yep. Not many Prius drivers in that lot.

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

I found @MyTeamIsOnTheFloor and now understand his confusion.

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I was in the basement working when that pic was taken. Sent the dude some lemonade though.

The upper right is the man-cave where I will watch IU basketball again - someday - when we don't play like a sewing society.

 

[Sope Creek]

I was in the basement working when that pic was taken. Sent the dude some lemonade though.

The upper right is the man-cave where I will watch IU basketball again - someday - when we don't play like a sewing society.

Kinda reminds me of the HPER building back in the day . . . where the workout included getting to the building, not just in it . . . .

 

[Courtsensetwo]

When you shine a light on rats. They tend to scurry away.

It apparently worked.

Unfortunately it didn't work this summer. Maybe left wing rats aren't afraid of light.

 

[IUINSB]

I was in the basement working when that pic was taken. Sent the dude some lemonade though.

The upper right is the man-cave where I will watch IU basketball again - someday - when we don't play like a sewing society.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT hold your breath!