I’m Sorry - I’m Experiencing An Unusually High Volume of Post Ideas

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

You can continue to hold for the next available post, or you can press 1 and I will post when you can read it later. But, if you want immediate customer care, you can die waiting, because we just don’t e-care about your e-ass. Shut up and e-pay.

 

[hookyIU1990]

Are the shrooms kicking in or are you on hold with Comcast customer service and beside yourself with blind rage?

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

Wow. You went so long without starting a thread, it actually broke your brain.