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Hump Day

largemouth

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Feb 3, 2004
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I wonder why her knees are dirty. :cool:
I remember when a friend's wife decided to get him a stripper for his 30th bday. She and the rest of the wives did the planning at our house one Saturday and she was on the phone making the reservation and arrangements, when she says "hold on" puts her hand over the phone and the ladies have a several second debate over pasties, or an extra $5 for no pasties. I slapped a $5 on the table in front of her and said "no pasties!", and that's what she got. She was gorgeous, they were gorgeous, but after her performance all the husbands were laughing because both her knees were all scratched and scuffed up. None of the wives noticed.

Her stage name was Star!
 
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