Feel free to sing along with the bouncing beer can:
OTF first day of Christmas,
Aruss he sent to me
A poster of Hilary in a tight tee.
OTF second day of Christmas,
R.A.S. he sent to me
Two drunken Dolfs,
And a picture of Peach in a wet tee.
OTF third day of Christmas,
Basil Fawlty he sent to me
Three French Fifes Coaching,
Two tried&true dovelies,
And a six-pack that made me go pee.
OTF fourth day of Christmas,
Bob Sugar he sent to me
Four name-calling Dolfs,
Three Fawlty Basils,
Two purple Blooms,
And a Kookie in a black mesh tee.
OTF fifth day of Christmas,
Uber he sent to me
Five golden sitz-pinklers,
Four Martian Marvins,
Three IU headbands,
Two Yellowledbetters,
And a Little Lebowski in a Ricky Williams tee.
OTF sixth day of Christmas,
Stunnedmonkey he sent to me
Six Dolfs a-drinking,
Five Old Owls,
Four gray Krefs,
Three French Phoxies,
Two Deucing Doctas,
And a Buzz123 in an OTF tee.
OTF seventh day of Christmas,
CaliHoosier he sent to me
Seven Gregs a-Carmeling,
Six Kookies a-peeing,
Five golden snowcones,
Four drunking tunks,
Three French Derrickcs,
Two Tenacious D-dings,
And an EmanBoilers in an IU tee.
OTF eighth day of Christmas,
CoachFife he sent to me
Eighty Eight DeeJayers,
Seven Sopes a-suing,
Six Stumblin-Bumblin a-Rumblers,
Five etecs a-teching
Four un-pantsing Ubers,
Thirty Six Chads a-hanging,
Two Havana Sisters,
And a SuperHoosier in a wine cooler tee.
OTF ninth day of Christmas,
Hoosier Grandaddy he sent to me
Nine Lebowskis Bigging,
Eight HLA maids a-kissing,
Seven Dolfs a-swearing,
Six jockeys clubbing,
Five General DeeCeers,
Four ever glorianas,
Three French Cramers,
Two Logan doves,
And a Capitol Hoosier in a see-thru tee.
OTF tenth day of Christmas,
Azhoosier she sent to me
Ten My Teams a-Flooring,
Nine iu big-manning,
Eight billydjrs not-rhyming,
Seven tomasis a-rolo-ing,
Six 2s Univeeing,
Five Fro Indies,
Four skn birds,
Three Smeagel hens,
Two Trovers prosing,
And a CJ in a Bush/Cheney tee.
OTF eleventh day of Christmas,
DJ88 he sent to me
Eleven Serenities a-Nowing,
Ten Lohaning Lindsays,
Nine Dolfs a-belching,
Eight BRSesses a-birthing,
Seven Macs un-flaming,
Six Pacers brawling,
Five Atl-ing Hoosiers,
Four stunned monks,
Three French Harrumphs,
Two wintering kms,
And an Uber in his girlfriend's nightie.
OTF twelfth day of Christmas,
The Happy Goat he sent to me
Twelve months of Hotness,
Eleven bugnuts boozing,
Ten Dolfs a-puking,
Nine IUTs chasing,
Eight goats a-running,
Seven purdudes a-krabbing,
Six Peegs a-lurking,
Fiessoption thingies,
Four Bobbing Sactos,
Three French Bligedys,
Two halls of linly dennis,
And Mike Davis in some other school's tee!
OTF first day of Christmas,
Aruss he sent to me
A poster of Hilary in a tight tee.
OTF second day of Christmas,
R.A.S. he sent to me
Two drunken Dolfs,
And a picture of Peach in a wet tee.
OTF third day of Christmas,
Basil Fawlty he sent to me
Three French Fifes Coaching,
Two tried&true dovelies,
And a six-pack that made me go pee.
OTF fourth day of Christmas,
Bob Sugar he sent to me
Four name-calling Dolfs,
Three Fawlty Basils,
Two purple Blooms,
And a Kookie in a black mesh tee.
OTF fifth day of Christmas,
Uber he sent to me
Five golden sitz-pinklers,
Four Martian Marvins,
Three IU headbands,
Two Yellowledbetters,
And a Little Lebowski in a Ricky Williams tee.
OTF sixth day of Christmas,
Stunnedmonkey he sent to me
Six Dolfs a-drinking,
Five Old Owls,
Four gray Krefs,
Three French Phoxies,
Two Deucing Doctas,
And a Buzz123 in an OTF tee.
OTF seventh day of Christmas,
CaliHoosier he sent to me
Seven Gregs a-Carmeling,
Six Kookies a-peeing,
Five golden snowcones,
Four drunking tunks,
Three French Derrickcs,
Two Tenacious D-dings,
And an EmanBoilers in an IU tee.
OTF eighth day of Christmas,
CoachFife he sent to me
Eighty Eight DeeJayers,
Seven Sopes a-suing,
Six Stumblin-Bumblin a-Rumblers,
Five etecs a-teching
Four un-pantsing Ubers,
Thirty Six Chads a-hanging,
Two Havana Sisters,
And a SuperHoosier in a wine cooler tee.
OTF ninth day of Christmas,
Hoosier Grandaddy he sent to me
Nine Lebowskis Bigging,
Eight HLA maids a-kissing,
Seven Dolfs a-swearing,
Six jockeys clubbing,
Five General DeeCeers,
Four ever glorianas,
Three French Cramers,
Two Logan doves,
And a Capitol Hoosier in a see-thru tee.
OTF tenth day of Christmas,
Azhoosier she sent to me
Ten My Teams a-Flooring,
Nine iu big-manning,
Eight billydjrs not-rhyming,
Seven tomasis a-rolo-ing,
Six 2s Univeeing,
Five Fro Indies,
Four skn birds,
Three Smeagel hens,
Two Trovers prosing,
And a CJ in a Bush/Cheney tee.
OTF eleventh day of Christmas,
DJ88 he sent to me
Eleven Serenities a-Nowing,
Ten Lohaning Lindsays,
Nine Dolfs a-belching,
Eight BRSesses a-birthing,
Seven Macs un-flaming,
Six Pacers brawling,
Five Atl-ing Hoosiers,
Four stunned monks,
Three French Harrumphs,
Two wintering kms,
And an Uber in his girlfriend's nightie.
OTF twelfth day of Christmas,
The Happy Goat he sent to me
Twelve months of Hotness,
Eleven bugnuts boozing,
Ten Dolfs a-puking,
Nine IUTs chasing,
Eight goats a-running,
Seven purdudes a-krabbing,
Six Peegs a-lurking,
Fiessoption thingies,
Four Bobbing Sactos,
Three French Bligedys,
Two halls of linly dennis,
And Mike Davis in some other school's tee!
