Hehe.....I am a new father!
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Fantastic Dolf . . .
absolutely amazing to have a new life in the family. Congratulations and may God bless you all.
absolutely amazing to have a new life in the family. Congratulations and may God bless you all.
Beautiful name . . .
but all I can say is that the fear is well placed. Little girls can do that to ya.
I have only boys. That just presents a different kind of fear.
BTW, maybe we should start a fund now for her wedding . . . . VBG
but all I can say is that the fear is well placed. Little girls can do that to ya.
I have only boys. That just presents a different kind of fear.
BTW, maybe we should start a fund now for her wedding . . . . VBG
Good grief. You start telling them, beginning when they're...
...about 18 months old, that eloping is the the way to go, especially if you want to show your eternal love for those who brought you into this world.
Oh, and Dolf, congrats. Hope she's a neo-con. .....That'll teach you. All of mine are wild-eyed liberals.
...about 18 months old, that eloping is the the way to go, especially if you want to show your eternal love for those who brought you into this world.
Oh, and Dolf, congrats. Hope she's a neo-con. .....That'll teach you. All of mine are wild-eyed liberals.
Congratulations to you and Mrs. Dolf! Impressive that you cut the
cord. Was it you or another soon-to-be-dad who wasn't planning on being in the room?
In any case - best wishes to your family!
cord. Was it you or another soon-to-be-dad who wasn't planning on being in the room?
In any case - best wishes to your family!
Thanks for calling me, jerko.....
but Congrats! We will put off the pizza trip to Beetlejuice's until Brenda is up for it!
Ten-D, wife and I are still meeting with some peeps there, so you are still welcome to come!
Take your response to email...
but Congrats! We will put off the pizza trip to Beetlejuice's until Brenda is up for it!
Ten-D, wife and I are still meeting with some peeps there, so you are still welcome to come!
Take your response to email...
Congrats, dolf.
Your steroid-shrunken testicles have done you proud. I hope that everybody is OK.
Regards.
Your steroid-shrunken testicles have done you proud. I hope that everybody is OK.
Regards.
Congratulations. 2 of my 3 were born before they passed
that federal law that required the husband to be present during the delivery.
You're embarking on the most fulfilling experience of your life. It's what it's all about.
Enjoy. She'll be a teenager soon enough.
that federal law that required the husband to be present during the delivery.
You're embarking on the most fulfilling experience of your life. It's what it's all about.
Enjoy. She'll be a teenager soon enough.
Oh for the good old days
My old dead DAD couldnt believe I actually saw my kids being born...He may have had a point now that I think about it...
My old dead DAD couldnt believe I actually saw my kids being born...He may have had a point now that I think about it...
congratulations
It's pretty much official now that half the board's users are new fathers that they pretty much let anybody have a kid these days. Hope things continue to go well for you.
The fun starts in another day or so when they take the training wheels off and show you the door. The whole drive home you're thinking, well now what the hell do we do?
It's pretty much official now that half the board's users are new fathers that they pretty much let anybody have a kid these days. Hope things continue to go well for you.
The fun starts in another day or so when they take the training wheels off and show you the door. The whole drive home you're thinking, well now what the hell do we do?
Congrats on the new addition
Just be glad for your wife that your daughter was so tiny. My wife had to deliver 9 pounds, 2 ounces into the world!!!
Just be glad for your wife that your daughter was so tiny. My wife had to deliver 9 pounds, 2 ounces into the world!!!
Great news! Congrats! So, since you're online did . . .
Brenda deliver there at home or what? Did you help her at all or did you just drive around on your ATV while she was in labor?
Brenda deliver there at home or what? Did you help her at all or did you just drive around on your ATV while she was in labor?
In addition: I guess you're not as big of a PANSY as we all thought.
Glad you were able to wittness her birth. Something you'll never forget.
Glad you were able to wittness her birth. Something you'll never forget.
Thanks, had to come home and tend to our animals
Just because the wifey delivered the baby didn't mean she forgot about her two "babies " at home.
They said they would get me a recliner and i declined. She wanted to spend some time with the baby anyway so I am recharging and going back in tomorrow.
Just because the wifey delivered the baby didn't mean she forgot about her two "babies " at home.
They said they would get me a recliner and i declined. She wanted to spend some time with the baby anyway so I am recharging and going back in tomorrow.
