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Golf club selection question

You take a orange man
And put him in control
Watch him become a god
Watch people's heads a'roll
A'roll, a' roll

Just like the Pied Piper
Led rubes through the streets
We dance like the marionettes
Swaying to the symphony
Of destruction



 
Local police warned where my son's room mate works that a rowdy group is planning to show up Saturday. They indicate it won't be a peaceful protest.. The boys live very close in a converted historic hotel with a microbrewery on the first floor. I told them to come to our house so they will be safe and their cars would be safe. They would rather stay and watch over their stuff.

My son says a 7 iron would be his choice to fight off looters. He did get his second hole in one with a 7 iron, but I say a sand wedge would be better. A heavier head and a shorter length would be easier to swing and do more damage. What say you?
I keep a 60-degree LW next to my bed. Doesn't have the reach of a longer club, but easy to swing, and the high loft means the blade comes in at a hell of an angle.
 
If some meth head breaks into my house, there is a 100% chance I will yell "Fore!" while swinging it at his toothless grill.


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Actually, if the theme is protest songs, this is the only Prine to play. The protest song that a lot of people singing along with didn't even realize they were protesting anything.

 
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Actually, if the theme is protest songs, this is the only Prine to play. The protest song that a lot of people singing along with didn't even realize they were protesting anything.


There's so many songs to choose from. And they encompass the whole of American musical history...If music is the voice of the people and it is.. why do we have to keep singing the same damn songs? Maybe there's a huge problem... that's never went away. I'm sick of it.

Also . some advice, because I like you.....

Golf club or baseball bat is too long for self defense in closed quarters. and houses are closed quarters. If that person knows how to fight - and isn't just a dumb ass internet tough guy having a Rambo porn cosplay fantasy - and steps into you while you swing, If there's enough room to swing, you can't get enough energy to hurt him because you will hit with mid shaft or lower. and you will soon find that shaft up your ass. If using makeshift weapons ..Hammer right hand, screw driver left hand.

Remember this: if ever in a situation where someone wants to hit you with something like that, don't go backwards and help him, go towards him quickly and grab the weapon with both hands.

Edit: all it takes is one step in and a slide step with other foot to close quarters.
 
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There's so many songs to choose from. And they encompass the whole of American musical history...If music is the voice of the people and it is.. why do we have to keep singing the same damn songs? Maybe there's a huge problem... that's never went away. I'm sick of it.

Also . some advice, because I like you.....

Golf club or baseball bat is too long for self defense in closed quarters. and houses are closed quarters. If that person knows how to fight, and steps into you while you swing, If there's enough room to swing, you can't get enough energy to hurt him because you will hit with mid shaft. and you soon find that shaft up your ass. If using makeshift weapons ..Hammer right hand, screw driver left hand.


Remember this, if ever in a situation where someone wants to hit you with something like that, don't go backwards and help him, go towards him quickly and grab it..
Good advice. That's why I went with the L-wedge. Shortest one in my bag. I also now have a very sharp knife. The kind with the little thumb knob you flip to open it very quickly. Guy that gave it to me is an ex-cop. And not the clean kind. The kind with cash buried in his back yard. He told me, "This knife is perfect for opening boxes, or gutting people."
 
Woody time ...



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It's amazing to me that this was written in 1952 about Diaper Don's dad .. seems he was as much of a dick and racist as his son and grandsons are. I wonder if wore makeup and a diaper too?

No no no Old Man Trump ..... you fking racist a##hole.

 
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