Goin to the chapel

randyjenkins · Jul 27, 2018

Howdy,

I is thinkin bout gettin married up and was tryin to decide between somethin fancy in Indianapolis or Chicago or a something quiet in Maine. Has any of y'all ever been married and got any preferences? Some of them city-slickers in Indianapolis is down right rude so I am leanin' towards Chicago. My beautiful bride to be, Chanel, suggests Chicago as her cousin Rob lives up there in Palos Heights. Any of yall ever got married in Chicago? Also, this will be my 2nd wedding. Should I expect lots of presents from the same people?

I was thinking about having an ice cream social instead of a full-on reception. I don't care about feedin all them people hamburgers and spending 10,000 dollars. Also, they expect free booze these days too! Also, in the invitations I was thinking of sayin no physical gifts, only money or gift cards. Is that rude? I mean, if they want to write me a note saying Randy and Chanel, I will mow your yard once a week for the next year, that would be cool I guess.

I am booking the Sybaris tommorow. Does they have free phone charging cause I plan on making a special honeymoon movie on my Motorola Razr.

I mean my first wife, Amber and I shot some pictures on it but I ain't got no movies though. I thought about askin the maid of honor, Stephanie to come over and film us on our razr as we do the naughty. Should I?

randyjenkins · Jul 27, 2018

[QUOTE="randyjenkins, post: 2441313, member: Howdy,

I is thinkin bout gettin married up and was tryin to decide between somethin fancy in Indianapolis or Chicago or a something quiet in Maine. Has any of y'all ever been married and got any preferences? Some of them city-slickers in Indianapolis is down right rude so I am leanin' towards Chicago. My beautiful bride to be, Chanel, suggests Chicago as her cousin Rob lives up there in Palos Heights. Any of yall ever got married in Chicago? Also, this will be my 2nd wedding. Should I expect lots of presents from the same people?[/QUOTE]

Also, my cousin Andy got married at the beach in Gary so that may be an option.

As for the honeymoon, I was thinking about the Sybaris or maybe even drivin all the way to Pigeon Forge. Any suggestions?

I knocked one out with this chick at the Sybaris in Downers Grove once. Once that night and once in the morning. I hope they drain and bleach the pool after guests. Anyone know if they do?

MyTeamIsOnTheFloor · Jul 28, 2018

I’m thinking you should not get married again

Concentrate on you

Fix yourself

Be all you can be

outside shooter · Jul 28, 2018

Do what she wants and keep quiet about the whole thing. Most women have envisioned the entire thing in their head down to the details of what the tablecloths look like at the reception. You can instead focus on planning the honeymoon. Trust me, this plan avoids lots of problems.

VanPastorMan · Jul 28, 2018

outside shooter said:
Do what she wants and keep quiet about the whole thing. Most women have envisioned the entire thing in their head down to the details of what the tablecloths look like at the reception. You can instead focus on planning the honeymoon. Trust me, this plan avoids lots of problems.

That is great advice. Let her have everything. The man is supposed to know when to be there, what to wear, and what to say.

The Vid · Jul 28, 2018

randyjenkins said:
Howdy,

I is thinkin bout gettin married up and was tryin to decide between somethin fancy in Indianapolis or Chicago or a something quiet in Maine. Has any of y'all ever been married and got any preferences? Some of them city-slickers in Indianapolis is down right rude so I am leanin' towards Chicago. My beautiful bride to be, Chanel, suggests Chicago as her cousin Rob lives up there in Palos Heights. Any of yall ever got married in Chicago? Also, this will be my 2nd wedding. Should I expect lots of presents from the same people?

Second wedding? Go to the court house then Fiji.

rocket_knight · Jul 28, 2018

The Vid said:
Second wedding? Go to the court house then Fiji.

What if it's her first?

cryano · Jul 28, 2018

Search C$...read those posts...

Eppy99 · Jul 28, 2018

Please have your testicles removed.

TheOriginalHappyGoat · Jul 28, 2018

randyjenkins said:
Howdy,

I is thinkin bout gettin married up and was tryin to decide between somethin fancy in Indianapolis or Chicago or a something quiet in Maine. Has any of y'all ever been married and got any preferences? Some of them city-slickers in Indianapolis is down right rude so I am leanin' towards Chicago. My beautiful bride to be, Chanel, suggests Chicago as her cousin Rob lives up there in Palos Heights. Any of yall ever got married in Chicago? Also, this will be my 2nd wedding. Should I expect lots of presents from the same people?

I was thinking about having an ice cream social instead of a full-on reception. I don't care about feedin all them people hamburgers and spending 10,000 dollars. Also, they expect free booze these days too! Also, in the invitations I was thinking of sayin no physical gifts, only money or gift cards. Is that rude? I mean, if they want to write me a note saying Randy and Chanel, I will mow your yard once a week for the next year, that would be cool I guess.

I am booking the Sybaris tommorow. Does they have free phone charging cause I plan on making a special honeymoon movie on my Motorola Razr.

What. In. The. Flying. ****.

randyjenkins · Jul 29, 2018

At the Sybaris, if chlorine gets in the whoo-ha, can we still make a baby?

Lookin for medical advice on this, otherwise I will protect my soldiers and wait a few weeks before I send them in without a barrier. Any doctors???

zeke4ahs · Jul 29, 2018

Well this person has certainly come on with a strong introductions entry at the AOTF. Congratulations!

zeke4ahs · Jul 29, 2018

randyjenkins said:
Howdy,

I is thinkin bout gettin married up and was tryin to decide between somethin fancy in Indianapolis or Chicago or a something quiet in Maine. Has any of y'all ever been married and got any preferences? Some of them city-slickers in Indianapolis is down right rude so I am leanin' towards Chicago. My beautiful bride to be, Chanel, suggests Chicago as her cousin Rob lives up there in Palos Heights. Any of yall ever got married in Chicago? Also, this will be my 2nd wedding. Should I expect lots of presents from the same people?

I was thinking about having an ice cream social instead of a full-on reception. I don't care about feedin all them people hamburgers and spending 10,000 dollars. Also, they expect free booze these days too! Also, in the invitations I was thinking of sayin no physical gifts, only money or gift cards. Is that rude? I mean, if they want to write me a note saying Randy and Chanel, I will mow your yard once a week for the next year, that would be cool I guess.

I am booking the Sybaris tommorow. Does they have free phone charging cause I plan on making a special honeymoon movie on my Motorola Razr.

I mean my first wife, Amber and I shot some pictures on it but I ain't got no movies though. I thought about askin the maid of honor, Stephanie to come over and film us on our razr as we do the naughty. Should I?

Lucy? Is that you?

Hank Reardon · Jul 29, 2018

Didn't you used to play quarterback for UK? You gotta be 50+ years old by now.

UncleMark · Jul 29, 2018

zeke4ahs said:
Well this person has certainly come on with a strong introductions entry at the AOTF. Congratulations!

You should see him on the free bball board...

I FAN U · Jul 30, 2018

Must-have accessory for a Chicago wedding..

hookyIU1990 · Jul 30, 2018

I FAN U said:
Must-have accessory for a Chicago wedding..

She needs to really lean into it and not flinch when it goes off.

I FAN U · Jul 30, 2018

hookyIU1990 said:
She needs to really lean into it and not flinch when it goes off.

Same could be said for a lot of brides...

hookyIU1990 · Jul 30, 2018

Thank you for using my setup in the manner in which it was intended.

UncleMark · Jul 30, 2018

I FAN U said:
Must-have accessory for a Chicago wedding..

Now that's what I call a shotgun wedding.

I FAN U · Jul 30, 2018

hookyIU1990 said:
Thank you for using my setup in the manner in which it was intended.

You get it over the plate, I'll hit it out.

37Hoosier · Jul 30, 2018

randyjenkins said:
Howdy,

I is thinkin bout gettin married up and was tryin to decide between somethin fancy in Indianapolis or Chicago or a something quiet in Maine. Has any of y'all ever been married and got any preferences? Some of them city-slickers in Indianapolis is down right rude so I am leanin' towards Chicago. My beautiful bride to be, Chanel, suggests Chicago as her cousin Rob lives up there in Palos Heights. Any of yall ever got married in Chicago? Also, this will be my 2nd wedding. Should I expect lots of presents from the same people?

I was thinking about having an ice cream social instead of a full-on reception. I don't care about feedin all them people hamburgers and spending 10,000 dollars. Also, they expect free booze these days too! Also, in the invitations I was thinking of sayin no physical gifts, only money or gift cards. Is that rude? I mean, if they want to write me a note saying Randy and Chanel, I will mow your yard once a week for the next year, that would be cool I guess.

I am booking the Sybaris tommorow. Does they have free phone charging cause I plan on making a special honeymoon movie on my Motorola Razr.

I mean my first wife, Amber and I shot some pictures on it but I ain't got no movies though. I thought about askin the maid of honor, Stephanie to come over and film us on our razr as we do the naughty. Should I?

Please give her a legit chance to back out.

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