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Friday Funnies

sdhoosier

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Dec 21, 2001
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A lawyer finds an old lamp and, rubbing it, releases a genie.

The genie offers him three wishes, but with a twist—whatever he wishes for, every lawyer in the world will receive double.

The lawyer thinks for a moment and says, "I wish for a million dollars." Instantly, he receives his wish, but every lawyer worldwide now has two million.

For his second wish, he asks for a large mansion, knowing that every lawyer will get two.

Finally, for his last wish, he tells the genie, "Scare me half to death!"




and a chick...


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