Stan goes out into his backyard and is shocked to see a gorilla in one of the trees. He runs back inside and calls animal control.
Twenty minutes later an animal control officer shows up and sees that it's true. He thinks for a while, then goes back to his truck and returns with a baseball bat, a German Shepherd, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
He tells Stan, “Here's what we’re gonna do. I'll take this here bat, climb up there, and knock him out of the tree.
Stan says, “Okay, but then what?”
The officer says, “When he hits the ground, Brutus here is gonna go for his testicles.”
Stan says, “Okay, but then what?”
The officer says, “Well, when he tries to cover them with his hands, you slap on these handcuffs.”
Stan agrees and the officer starts climbing.
Stan yells up to him, “Hey, what's the shotgun for?”
The office replies, “Oh, right. If by some chance I fall out of the tree, shoot Brutus.”
and a chick...
Twenty minutes later an animal control officer shows up and sees that it's true. He thinks for a while, then goes back to his truck and returns with a baseball bat, a German Shepherd, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
He tells Stan, “Here's what we’re gonna do. I'll take this here bat, climb up there, and knock him out of the tree.
Stan says, “Okay, but then what?”
The officer says, “When he hits the ground, Brutus here is gonna go for his testicles.”
Stan says, “Okay, but then what?”
The officer says, “Well, when he tries to cover them with his hands, you slap on these handcuffs.”
Stan agrees and the officer starts climbing.
Stan yells up to him, “Hey, what's the shotgun for?”
The office replies, “Oh, right. If by some chance I fall out of the tree, shoot Brutus.”
and a chick...
