Friday Funnies
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Thank you. I miss the Friday Funnies and especially the………!
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to servce the cows within two days……. all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neghbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to servce the cows within two days……. all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neghbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
Do you approach the cows head on or do you try to sneak up on them?
That belongs on the Purdue board!
I was just wondering how shooter does it. His first-person account was both fascinating and disturbing.
You know how jokes work, right? That they are not necessarily documentary in nature, right?
Jokes are usually told by funny people, so you can see why I thought it was a first-hand account.
