Friday Funnies

[sdhoosier]

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.

Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

“Olympic condoms?”, she blurts, “What makes them so special?”

“There are three colors”, he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”

“What color are you going to wear tonight?”, she asks cheekily.

“Gold of course”, says the man proudly.

The wife responds wryly, “Why don’t you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change.”





and a chick..

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

I'm thinking Bronze then would be a really fun experience, maybe with the neighbors wife involved. Or that school librarian that always looked at you a certain way......

 

[sglowrider]

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.

Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

“Olympic condoms?”, she blurts, “What makes them so special?”

“There are three colors”, he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”

“What color are you going to wear tonight?”, she asks cheekily.

“Gold of course”, says the man proudly.

The wife responds wryly, “Why don’t you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change.”





and a chick..

Asses like theirs... you cant help come silver.

 

[Thereappos]

If the wife is such as in the photo, then you can not even be in the prize.

 

[sdhoosier]

If the wife is such as in the photo, then you can not even be in the prize.

that's easy for you to say.......