Friday Funnies

[sdhoosier]

New York Bar:

Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to New York for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill.

Bill: “While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go to. When you walk through the front door, you are handed a free drink. Then you can go to the back room and get laid. Come back up to the bar, and you get another free drink. Then you can get laid again. It goes on like this all night.”

Frank: “That sounds unbelievable. Have you really been there?”

Bill: “No, but my sister has.”



and a chick...

 

[hoosier roadtrips]

There was a story that was published in Sports Illustrated in the early 60s that I thought was really good.

A couple was driving through Washington state and the husband was sleeping naked in the camper. The wife stopped at a light in the middle of the city and when she started again the doors of the camper opened and the husband fell out. There he woke up and ran toward an alley so he could cover up with a trash can lid.

The police finally stopped his wife a considerable distance down the highway so her husband could get back to their vehicle.