Friday Funnies

[sdhoosier]

A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, "Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."

The man below says, "You must be in management."

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."






and a chick....

 

[largemouth]

Titilating!

 

[Stuffshot]

A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, "Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."

The man below says, "You must be in management."

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."






and a chick....

I'm guessing the engineer in that joke was better qualified to untie the strings than the manager, who probably would want to form a study committee first.

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

 

[13thman]

Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd are robbing a liquor store. Daffy grabs a bottle and asks "Is this whiskey?"
Elmer replies "Yeah, but not as wisky as wobbin a bank."

 

[hoosier roadtrips]

There was a story I either heard or read many years that I thought was bizarre. A businessman was traveling to Chicago and wanted some companionship, so he called an escort service. A short time later there was a knock on his door and there stood his daughter. She was a student at Valparaiso University and went to the Windy City for some extra income. That was a situation where neither one could tell on the other!