Friday Funnies

[sdhoosier]

A guy is late for an important meeting.​

But he can't find a place to park. In desperation, he begins to pray.

"Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to church every Sunday and never drink vodka again!"

A moment later, he sees a beautiful empty spot right next to the entrance.

"Never mind. Found one!"






and a chick....

 

[bwcoach]

A guy is late for an important meeting.​

But he can't find a place to park. In desperation, he begins to pray.

"Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to church every Sunday and never drink vodka again!"

A moment later, he sees a beautiful empty spot right next to the entrance.

"Never mind. Found one!"






and a chick....

Do think she uses that same pose when she goes through the TSAs machine?

 

[outside shooter]

Do think she uses that same pose when she goes through the TSAs machine?

If so the line in sercurity is gonna get really long. as they check out all of the bulges that will appear in the groin area of mens pants

 

[kkott]

If so the line in sercurity is gonna get really long. as they check out all of the bulges that will appear in the groin area of mens pants

I'll let you check on those, but I'm insisting on a full cavity search for her if I'm in TSA!

 

[evvcabinetman]

Do think she uses that same pose when she goes through the TSAs machine?

She would have to if I was running the machine.

 

[outside shooter]

As the signs say on the London subway, mind the gap!

 

[sdhoosier]

Do think she uses that same pose when she goes through the TSAs machine?

Good point...I hadn't thought of that....by the way, here is the frontal view!

 

[hookyIU1990]

Good point...I hadn't thought of that....by the way, here is the frontal view!

C'mon!! 20 minutes too late??

 

[largemouth]

Good point...I hadn't thought of that....by the way, here is the frontal view!

Nice try!

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Good point...I hadn't thought of that....by the way, here is the frontal view!

No matter how good they look,
somewhere there is somebody, TIRED of putting up with her shit!

 

[hoosier roadtrips]

A guy is on a date and the conversation gets around to religion. He asks the woman if she believes in the hereafter. She said yes, so he replied, "Well, pull down your pants, because that's what I'm here after."

 

[largemouth]

Another version; "If you're not hereafter what I'm hereafter, then you're gonna be hereafter I'm gone"....