Friday Funnies

[sdhoosier]

There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!



There once was a girl from Hoboken,
who swore her cherry was broken,
from riding her bike,
on a cobblestone pike,
but it was really broken from pokin'.


You may think these limericks are crass
and throw me a comment to sass
but I will agree to some degree
and I’ll still show you the crack of my ass




and a hick...

 

[hookyIU1990]

The star of the family reunion.

 

[outside shooter]

Ummm... the Kentucky shirt really does spoil it. Must be photoshopped, too, since she has all or most of her teeth

 

[largemouth]

 

[Stuffshot]

I would start at her left knee and end up at her right knee.

 

[hookyIU1990]

I would start at her left knee and end up at her right knee.

While she takes care of your wee knee in the process.

 

[indiana ed]

I would start at her left knee and end up at her right knee.

I'd just like to start.

 

[RedFan1]

I would start at her left knee and end up at her right knee.

I’d spend all my time on her high knee.

 

[sglowrider]