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Friday Funnies

sdhoosier

All-Big Ten
Dec 21, 2001
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Al Michaels was in Dallas to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Cowboys bench. He asked Dak Prescott what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God. Al asked if he could use it.

Dak told him, "Sure, but it will cost you $100."

Al scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $100. Al's picks were perfect that week.

The next week Al was in Los Angeles when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Rams bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Jared Goff told him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to use it, it will cost you $500." Recalling last week, Al pulled out his wallet and made the call. Al's picks were perfect again that week.

The next weekend Al was in Indianapolis when he noticed the same kind of telephone by the Colts bench. He asked Phillip Rivers, "Is that the hotline to God?" Rivers said, "Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you 35 cents."

Al looked incredulously at Phillip and said, "Wait a second, I just paid $100 in Dallas and $500 in Los Angeles to use the same phone to God! Why do the Colts only charge 35 cents?"

Rivers looked at Al and replied, "In Indiana, it's a local call."




and a chick...

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