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Friday Funnies

sdhoosier

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Dec 21, 2001
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A woman was standing in a crowded elevator of the hotel she was staying in.

A man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. He said, "Oh, I'm so sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your breast, you'll forgive me."

The woman replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow then I'm staying in room 127."



And a chick...

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