There are three guys in a bar.
Coach Pete Bell, C-$ and Outside Shitter. A woman comes into the bar and says “if your collective dick sizes don’t add up to at least 15 inches, I’ll shoot all three of you.”
Coach Pete Bell pulls out his dick with an impressive 9 inches. Next C-$ pulls out his dick with 5 inches for a total of 14 inches. Coach Pete and Money look very nervously at Outside Shitter.
Shitter pulls his out with 1 inch. All three guys sigh in relief as the woman says “well done, have a good night”.
After the woman walks out Shitter turns to the other two and says “you’re lucky I popped a boner”
And a chick...
Coach Pete Bell, C-$ and Outside Shitter. A woman comes into the bar and says “if your collective dick sizes don’t add up to at least 15 inches, I’ll shoot all three of you.”
Coach Pete Bell pulls out his dick with an impressive 9 inches. Next C-$ pulls out his dick with 5 inches for a total of 14 inches. Coach Pete and Money look very nervously at Outside Shitter.
Shitter pulls his out with 1 inch. All three guys sigh in relief as the woman says “well done, have a good night”.
After the woman walks out Shitter turns to the other two and says “you’re lucky I popped a boner”
And a chick...
