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Friday funnies

sdhoosier

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Dec 21, 2001
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Two lesbians were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left.

One of them finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups.

Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea."

The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.

Shaken, the woman calls out to her partner, "Hey, where's your ball?"

The reply .."It's over here in the pussy willows."

She screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"



And a chick....

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I need to buy my wife that dress. I don’t think my wife would let me buy the girl.
 
One of my favorite things about summer are seeing the women in sun dresses. I can still picture my first wife in one in particular. :)
 
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