Friday Funnies (belated edition!)

[kkott]

Just now realized I haven't heard/seen SD's FF posts for awhile; hoping he's OK! SD, you still out there and kickin' old man?

Anyway, heard one that made me chuckle and thought I'd share (as a poor replacement for SD's handiwork!):

I was driving through the old neighborhood I grew up in and on a whim I got out and knocked on the door of our old house. When they answered the door, I explained that I'd grown up there and asked if I could come in and take a peek around? They rudely said "NO!" and slammed the door in my face!

My parents can be such a-holes!


Let's see, I believe there's also normally a pic involved... a chick perhaps?

 

[largemouth]

I, too, have missed sdhoosier's contributions. Hope all is well...

 

[kkott]

I, too, have missed sdhoosier's contributions.

Let's not get carried away!

 

[outside shooter]

I, too, have missed sdhoosier's contributions. Hope all is well...

His last post was Apr 11, on the Master's golf tornament. Hope all is well too, @sdhoosier

 

[kkott]

His last post was Apr 11, on the Master's golf tornament. Hope all is well too, @sdhoosier

Can't mods see the email address the account is linked to?

Who's a mod? Could someone shoot an email and check on him?

 

[hookyIU1990]

He went MIA once before and he had been on a long vacation. Hope that's the case here.

 

[kkott]

He went MIA once before and he had been on a long vacation. Hope that's the case here.

he's old, he probably forgot how technology works.

 

[sdhoosier]

Hey Boys, Hooky was right ...just spent a few weeks in paradise (Kauai, Hi) sans computer.

And kkott is right about me and technology... too difficult to figure out pics on my phone.

Anyways nice to see the concern (or lack thereof) by my buddies here.

I did look around for Coach Pete on the beaches but no luck.. I still hope he'll revive his ***THURSDAY** posts some day.

Here's is some penance:

 

[kkott]

Hey Boys, Hooky was right ...just spent a few weeks in paradise (Kauai, Hi) sans computer.

And kkott is right about me and technology... too difficult to figure out pics on my phone.

Anyways nice to see the concern (or lack thereof) by my buddies here.

I did look around for Coach Pete on the beaches but no luck.. I still hope he'll revive his ***THURSDAY** posts some day.

Here's is some penance:

My buddy went to Hawaii and all I got were these damn pictures!

 

[outside shooter]

 

[sdhoosier]

I don't care what they say about you shooter..... you're all right

 

[outside shooter]

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'

 

[hoosier roadtrips]

I like the joke where a couple was sitting in the living room when the phone rang. The husband listened for a few seconds and then said, "How do I know, that is 500 miles away." Then wife asked what that was about, and he said, "I don't know. He just asked if the coast was clear."

 

[bwcoach]

Just now realized I haven't heard/seen SD's FF posts for awhile; hoping he's OK! SD, you still out there and kickin' old man?

Anyway, heard one that made me chuckle and thought I'd share (as a poor replacement for SD's handiwork!):

I was driving through the old neighborhood I grew up in and on a whim I got out and knocked on the door of our old house. When they answered the door, I explained that I'd grown up there and asked if I could come in and take a peek around? They rudely said "NO!" and slammed the door in my face!

My parents can be such a-holes!


Let's see, I believe there's also normally a pic involved... a chick perhaps?

It’s not a joke but I can tell you that something close to that happened to me. A classmate and I drove to Texas after graduation to look at a college to attend and play basketball. After about a week we got back late in the evening. He dropped me off at my house but the house was dark. I yelled at him to wait after I noticed the cars were gone. We checked around the house and eventually could see that the house was empty. My family had moved while I was gone. Fortunately the town was not that big and after driving around awhile I was able to locate them. My parents had a chance to buy a house and couldn’t pass it up. Standing joke for years was about how they tried to move and lose me but like a bad penny just seemed to always show up.