True story. Between grad school and restaurants, I've been around so many Asian people, I'm one of the few white dudes who can tell them apart. Like, we'd hire a busboy, and my boss would say, "I wonder where his family is from," and I'd say, "Korea." He'd ask how I know, and I'd be like, "Dude, he looks Korean. Can't you tell?"Yah. Us superior folks like to stick together.
I will put up a petition for my local Chinese Superior Minded Association to have Goat as an honorary chinese/yellow.
Sadly I can say the same for you.
So that's got to be an impressive skill for a white guy to have, right?