Hot off the Presses of Truth Social. Donald Trump announces his new line of LUXURY watches. And he assures us they're "going like hotcakes"...
And you have options depending on how dedicated you are to contributing to helping a poor destitute "Billionaire" out during these "inflationary times"... A true Man of the people
If you're not satisfied paying $499 or $799 for the Fighter watch, you can step up and snag you one of those 147 remaining Victory Tourbillon for only $100.000...
Of course the "Fighter" is actually worth about $50, and the Victory is worth about $12,500. The Red Fighter looks like it's designed to match the bright Red tie. So I guess it is a necssary accessory to complete the ensemble for the discerning Trump wannabe or look alike...
These Bulwark guys are hilarious. Who knew traditional Republicans could have such a robust sense of humour?
And you have options depending on how dedicated you are to contributing to helping a poor destitute "Billionaire" out during these "inflationary times"... A true Man of the people
If you're not satisfied paying $499 or $799 for the Fighter watch, you can step up and snag you one of those 147 remaining Victory Tourbillon for only $100.000...
Of course the "Fighter" is actually worth about $50, and the Victory is worth about $12,500. The Red Fighter looks like it's designed to match the bright Red tie. So I guess it is a necssary accessory to complete the ensemble for the discerning Trump wannabe or look alike...
These Bulwark guys are hilarious. Who knew traditional Republicans could have such a robust sense of humour?
