Guys I got to confess. I was cleaning the church bathrooms this morning and intentionally left all the female stool seats up so the ladies have to bring them down. Am I a bad man?
Did I go too far or was it funny?
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You have to be pulling our chains. This is all an elaborate act?
No, I really did it. Told my wife and she gave me the perturbed look. You married guys know that look.
You need to do the demo.
Stand in front of the toilet, lift the seat up, then down. Say "see, it's two way adjustable. If it's up, then it is easy to put down. If it's down, then it's easy to put up"
Then move your pillows to the couch.
I figured all couples have had discussions on the toilet seat. Because we guys can stand during # 1 then we have it up. The ladies have to sit no matter it is 1 or 2. So I imagine some woman at the church going in there and saying to themselves,"it is just like home".
Were you born to human parents or did God simply create you out of rice cakes and unsalted peanut butter?
ever visit 4chan? I think you may find like more like minded posters over there
I suggest you install a hidden camera (or two) in there to see the reactions of the people there?
Otherwise we arent sure if we will get or appreciate half the hilarity that you anticipate.
Your own Candid Christ Camera show.
I had not cleaned the women's bathroom before in the almost 5 yrs I have been here. They have a mirror at the sink like the men's bathroom does, but they also have a mirror where they can sit down and do their makeup. I tend to clean the mirrors first when I clean the bathrooms, then the sink, then the toilets. As I was mopping I got behind the bathroom door and realized there is a mirror on the door. So I had to get the windex back out. Then I thought about how many mirrors they had compared to the men's room. We have a mirror at the sink. They have one at the sink, at a sitting desk, and they can check themselves out as they are leaving the bathroom. "How many mirrors do these women need?"
The funniest thing about this comment is that I have no idea what it's even supposed to mean. I feel as if I missed an episode.
LoL, well that would be true if I was the only one who cleaned them. I normally just clean the men's room.
just when I think the hilarity factor on this thread can't go any higher...
