Damn near had a wet dream last night.

[Eppy99]

Few things in life are as anti-climatic as waking up to prevent it. I may actually tell the wife about this one, she was in it. Usually its some broad I have no chance of ever meeting.

 

[Hoopsdoc1978]

That’s funny-your wife was in MY wet dream last night.

Sorry, I had to do it.....internet law.

 

[The Vid]

That’s funny-your wife was in MY wet dream last night.

Sorry, I had to do it.....internet law.

Funny, mine was your mom at age 23 before your birth ruined her life.

 

[VanPastorMan]

Few things in life are as anti-climatic as waking up to prevent it. I may actually tell the wife about this one, she was in it. Usually its some broad I have no chance of ever meeting.

Your post got me thinking about the last time I had one. The last one I remember was when my third child a daughter was born and you have that six week period where you can't have sex. By the time my fourth child another daughter was born I was in my 30's and did not have one then. Tell your wife that you want to make your last dream a reality. She will appreciate it.

 

[Crossblock]

At my age, I'm having wet dreams that have nothing to do with sexual fantasy. They are usually triggered by the sound of running water and a dream in which I am in an unfamiliar place frantically looking to find the Men's Room.

 

[Eppy99]

Your post got me thinking about the last time I had one. The last one I remember was when my third child a daughter was born and you have that six week period where you can't have sex. By the time my fourth child another daughter was born I was in my 30's and did not have one then. Tell your wife that you want to make your last dream a reality. She will appreciate it.

I never said she was the only woman in it.

 

[Sope Creek]

I never said she was the only woman in it.

Be sure to mention that when you tell her about your dream. She might know the other woman you have no chance of meeting and can make it a threesome.

Would you want to know?

 

[Coach Pete Bell]

Be sure to mention that when you tell her about your dream. She might know the other woman you have no chance of meeting and can make it a threesome.

Would you want to know?

So you think his wife actually knows Caitlyn Jenner?

 

[Eppy99]

So you think his wife actually knows Caitlyn Jenner?

Hell I wasn’t even sure who that was. Honestly I wasn’t sure if it was “Bruce” or his kid. I stay away from pop culture as much as possible.

 

[iubud]

Hell I wasn’t even sure who that was. Honestly I wasn’t sure if it was “Bruce” or his kid. I stay away from pop culture as much as possible.

Tell her it was her and her hottest best friend. Who knows, maybe it could be a birthday present.

 

[i'vegotwinners]

Be sure to mention that when you tell her about your dream. She might know the other woman you have no chance of meeting and can make it a threesome.

Would you want to know?

what could possibly go wrong?

 

[sglowrider]

I never said she was the only woman in it.

I must admit the day before I did my first threesome, I had a lot of anxiety. How to do the various positions, the psychology behind it etc. I was like some martial arts choreographer in my head.

 

[Coach Pete Bell]

Hell I wasn’t even sure who that was. Honestly I wasn’t sure if it was “Bruce” or his kid. I stay away from pop culture as much as possible.

Here’s a free guide to the Jenner family:

Caitlyn

Kendall

Kylie

 

[Eppy99]

Here’s a free guide to the Jenner family:

Caitlyn

Kendall

Kylie

Umm, I’ll take any one of those Jenners in my dream but the Brucie one.

 

[sglowrider]

Umm, I’ll take any one of those Jenners in my dream but the Brucie one.

He should have gone to Thailand to get his surgery done. I really don't know what the feck they do in the States for their trans ops.


I mean, seriously...

If I was Bruce, I would sue for malpractice.

I am sure some of the older guys who were in Vietnam for the war and visited Thailand for R&R would have had the pleasure of meeting them, especially after a few drinks.