Damn near had a wet dream last night.

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  1. Eppy99

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    Few things in life are as anti-climatic as waking up to prevent it. I may actually tell the wife about this one, she was in it. Usually its some broad I have no chance of ever meeting.
     
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    That’s funny-your wife was in MY wet dream last night. :D

    Sorry, I had to do it.....internet law.
     
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    Funny, mine was your mom at age 23 before your birth ruined her life. :D:D
     
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    Your post got me thinking about the last time I had one. The last one I remember was when my third child a daughter was born and you have that six week period where you can't have sex. By the time my fourth child another daughter was born I was in my 30's and did not have one then. Tell your wife that you want to make your last dream a reality. She will appreciate it.
     
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    At my age, I'm having wet dreams that have nothing to do with sexual fantasy. They are usually triggered by the sound of running water and a dream in which I am in an unfamiliar place frantically looking to find the Men's Room.
     
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    I never said she was the only woman in it.
     
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    Be sure to mention that when you tell her about your dream. She might know the other woman you have no chance of meeting and can make it a threesome.

    Would you want to know?
     
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    So you think his wife actually knows Caitlyn Jenner?
     
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    Hell I wasn’t even sure who that was. Honestly I wasn’t sure if it was “Bruce” or his kid. I stay away from pop culture as much as possible.
     
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    Tell her it was her and her hottest best friend. Who knows, maybe it could be a birthday present.
     
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    what could possibly go wrong?
     
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    I must admit the day before I did my first threesome, I had a lot of anxiety. How to do the various positions, the psychology behind it etc. I was like some martial arts choreographer in my head.
     
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    Here’s a free guide to the Jenner family:

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    Umm, I’ll take any one of those Jenners in my dream but the Brucie one.
     
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    He should have gone to Thailand to get his surgery done. I really don't know what the feck they do in the States for their trans ops.


    I mean, seriously...

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    If I was Bruce, I would sue for malpractice.
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    I am sure some of the older guys who were in Vietnam for the war and visited Thailand for R&R would have had the pleasure of meeting them, especially after a few drinks.
     

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