Battle of the Heathers

[sdhoosier]

Ok, back in the day Heather Locklear and Heather Thomas were two hotties...who did you prefer?

Heather Locklear

Heather Thomas

 

[sdhoosier]

Current photos in case it matters

Locklear

Thomas

 

[Rangeline Fan]

Long time OTF'rs know about the real Heathers....

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

Locklear

She’d party

 

[Univee2]

Locklear

She’d party

But, would you survive it? ...........

 

[kkott]

Both hot in their heyday, both looking ruff nowadays. I'd go with Locklear just because I always thought she was hot and had a thing for her. My accountant is named Locklear and it's all I can do not to call her Heather.

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

But, would you survive it? ...........

Worth the risk

 

[Univee2]

Worth the risk

Attaboy. That's the old OTF spirit, from a decade-and-a-half ago.

Take one for the team.

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

 

[Eppy99]

My problem with Heather Locklear is she used to be with Tommy Lee. I would never have sex with a woman that used to be with anyone from Motley Crue. There’s not a condom in the world strong enough to protect you from whatever they’ve contracted. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say they’ve been with more porn stars then any other band.

 

[kkott]

My problem with Heather Locklear is she used to be with Tommy Lee. I would never have sex with a woman that used to be with anyone from Motley Crue. There’s not a condom in the world strong enough to protect you from whatever they’ve contracted. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say they’ve been with more porn stars then any other band.

I'm sure she's gonna be all broken up. BTW, you suck at fantasies... I'd tear her shit up one side and down the other, and make her scream my porn name (Big K or Special K... take your pic) and say she never had it like that before, with Heather Thomas warming up in the on-deck circle!

 

[sdhoosier]

 

[iucutter87]

Sorry, the correct answer is yes!! it is not either/or, what the hell happened to the OTF?

 

[Bill4411]

Heather Locklear’s dad was a Lumbee Indian the same as Kelvin Sampson-not a very big tribe.

 

[kkott]

Heather Locklear’s dad was a Lumbee Indian the same as Kelvin Sampson-not a very big tribe.

"I'll take obscure 90's sex symbol trivia for $200, Alex!"

 

[HoosierAlways]

My problem with Heather Locklear is she used to be with Tommy Lee. I would never have sex with a woman that used to be with anyone from Motley Crue. There’s not a condom in the world strong enough to protect you from whatever they’ve contracted. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say they’ve been with more porn stars then any other band.

And your dick would be half of Tommy’s

 

[Eppy99]

And your dick would be half of Tommy’s

Probably true.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

I’ll take the heather with the nice locklears

 

[T.M.P.]

I’ll take the heather with the nice locklears

You're not allowed here .. go back to the freeboard.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

You're not allowed here .. go back to the freeboard.

I know my opinions are popular wherever I go on this board, but I really enjoy Andy’s place

 

[ufo33]

Locklear
No even close

 

[Eppy99]

"I'll take obscure 90's sex symbol trivia for $200, Alex!"

Speaking of Alex, hope he beats cancer.