The site I use is having a huge sale today, if anyone's interested. Here is the link. I from them often. Good price and fast delivery. No prescription needed.
Anyone use Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra?
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I'm certainly not retarded enough to click that link but still a solid question...
I have tried viagra. Didnt need to. Just wanted to try. It's like running a marathon that has no finish.
I have tried viagra. Didnt need to. Just wanted to try. It's like running a marathon that has no finish.
A dude in college I knew used to take viagra. He called it a '16 hour power f*ck.'
I was like who wants to do anything for 16 hours? I'm exhausted just thinking about that.
I had a funny experience w viagra. When I got the big V, it screwed with some stuff sexually... not ED, but the other end was "different" after that surgery. Anyway, I decided to give viagra a shot to see if it might help. All seemed great until the penultimate moment and then it was like someone jabbed me in the corner of my left eye with an ice pick. Probably the worst searing pain I've ever had. Since it happened right at the key moment, my ex thought I was having the O of the century, because I was grabbing my head and screaming "Ahhh, Ahhh, AHHHHH... PHHHH*CKKKKKK!" It wasn't long-lasting, much like a Mr Misty headache, but instantaneous as an O started, and it hurt about 2% less each time for probably close to 6 weeks. Ridiculous. I asked a Dr friend about it and he said, "oh yeah, viagra works by constricting the blood vessels in your cock, and for some reason, it reacted on the blood vessel in your eye, so when you climaxed, your head was trying to push a bunch of blood through the now constricted blood vessel. Probably hurt like a mother!" He said it would probably have felt better if it had just burst. Thanks Doc. FU Pfizer.
Had a bout with ED after my separation and during divorce and the Doc said it was probably just anxiety, which was correct, as it went away over time. Anyway, I tried Cialis, which was a magic drug... worked perfectly at the perfect time for a couple days. Eli Lily > Pfizer! The downside was the Cialis was ridiculously expensive at the time.... like literally $60 pill after insurance. I still didn't mind dropping $60 to have fully operational landing gear at 50+ for a whole weekend, but still, I'm a value shopper, so I stopped buying it or using it over time. On a lark, I checked it at Costco 1 day last year and it was now like $17 for 30 of them after the generics were released, so I'm back to keeping them on hand. Ridiculous the price premium before generics, in the span of about 2-3 years. 30 pills then would've been $1800... now $17. Wonder why our healthcare costs are so high?
Co-worker's wife was on the Cialis marketing team. We were having a conversation about what made it different than Viagra. It boiled down to being able to eat red meat, drink and still see results. My suggested tag line of "Cialis - Get fat, get drunk, get laid" never saw the light of day.
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from the ads, it has something to do with bathtubs outside
This post started with so much promise!
I like your tag line! Mine would've been: "get laid and don't feel like someone's shoving an ice pick in your eye". Feel free to take credit if they like that one.
VanPastorMan
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I'm in my mid 50's and haven't had to use those pills yet. What are the pros and cons of them?
VanPastorMan
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Dying is a joke? I've never gotten that. Now if you are not joking then it shows your heart. So either way I say meh to your comment.
Good grief man.... for like the 10,000th time: remind me why you are here?
Yes, it's a joke, but not the only one!
Damn.... I'd hit my ball in the net every time.Go herbal/roots.
Oops, think I fumbled my racket too!
VanPastorMan
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I like jokes if they are funny. What exactly was funny in that? There are some good subjects on the AOTF I find interesting. I've learned something about bbq etc.
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