And now, the 2005 OTF Awards Ceremony, with your host,

[Uber]

Spill the beans.

Who were the bridesmades in this one?

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

Ummm

There is no "Post of the Year."

That's it. Awards over.

 

[clubjockey]

I'm not talking about that hachaded award...

POST of the year...

That's like the oscar for best mostion picture... Spec can have best Director...

 

[CF**]

I agree, runners up should be named

when within a single vote.

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

My lips are sealed.

I think it should be pretty easy to figure out.

 

[clubjockey]

Leaving awards off are we?...

I see... The ballet I looked at had that as a catagory...

 

[RumblinBumblinStumblin]

Disagree.

I just want to tick you off.

 

[Uber]

Tell me this...

were both runner's up HOF'ers?

 

[Kref]

no POST OF THE YEAR?! I want my money back! UBERRRRRR!!!!!

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

Oh crap! I did forget one. Hold on.

It's not "Post of the Year." It's "Best Milestone"

goat

 

[Not Fade Away]

Sweet. Good call.

There are some damn fine stories in there.

Voters got this one right.

 

[RumblinBumblinStumblin]

Psst.

There's no such award.

You got drunk with power before the bell tolled.

I have no clue what that means.

 

[CF**]

CF 10k conveniently left off the ballot.*

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[1987Grad]

At least give HG a special humanitarian award for boosting morale. *

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[Capitol Hoosier]

I blame Uber and CF**.

Uber, because he said he would take care of me. And CF**, cuz if he would have voted for me (like he should have), I would have won this. This is a very disappointing and sad day in Cap's life.

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

And of course, I forgot and important award: "Best Milestone"

Maybe next year, we should broaden this category to "Post of the Year", but for this year, it's still called "Best Milestone." The nominees for Best Milestone are Clubjockey (for post 20K) and TheBigLebowski (for post 6K).

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clubjockey for post 20,000!!!

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

No.

But both won other awards.

 

[CF**]

Hmm.

no comment.

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

Pay attention

HG won one of the big awards.

 

[Uber]

Hey I voted for my posters for the HOF.

I can do no more.

 

[CF**]

bah.*

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[Capitol Hoosier]

Yeah, I voted for you too Uber. Aren't I the fool now. *sigh* *

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[clubjockey]

Quit peeing in the potted palm, RBS...

Dumbass Goat forgot it...

 

[Capitol Hoosier]

Shut up backstabber. *

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[The Original Happy Goat]

You guys can complain for a few more minutes

Then we need to move this to the LTF.

 

[Not Fade Away]

I accept *burp* this *burp* award on *burp* behalf of........

Frikken Bud LIGHT!!!! (and vodka shooters).

*B-U-R-P!!!!*

*puke* & rally!!!!

 

[RumblinBumblinStumblin]

Oh, yeah, you won "post that took 12 hours which was a perfect

excuse to hide from everyone and manipulate my outie every 20 minutes" award.

Congrats.

 

[Capitol Hoosier]

You're dead to me. *

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[CF**]

Can we get a recap.

I've forgotten em all and you've created a mess.

 

[Not Fade Away]

I'm not sucking 'CF**' but cj's 20,000.........

was a masterpiece.

 

[RumblinBumblinStumblin]

Who'd you vote for as "Newcomer of the Year?"

That's the question.

 

[CF**]

u wish.*

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[The Original Happy Goat]

Working on it now.***

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[Not Fade Away]

ROTFLMFAO!!**

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[iubigman]

I go to the world's most boring meeting and miss the whole damn thing!

It was an honor to be nominated.

You can all go ______ yourselves.

 

[Kref]

Thank Brady no wardrobe malfunction award-oh, waitaminute, Uber

already has that for no pants.

 

[Capitol Hoosier]

Please...you just want more attention you whore. *

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[CF**]

Im waiting until this is cleaned up before I give my acceptance speech

I was holding it for an award I didn't have to share with Radio but I guess I got screwed out the good one.